a household can be you, your evil ex-champion situationship, and the old guy you broke out of prison who killed you that you constantly drag around on a leash

bonus points if he and aj have beef for whatever number of reasons and neither of them can battle or kill anyone so they just stand there and argue. u hear "unlike you i don't need to use cheap tricks (barriers) to win" "HOW IS NOT FINISHING YOUR ENEMY'S TRACK *NOT* CHEAP" and u see seawatt like

somehow it goes through and pkv is essentially on house arrest so he can't go anywhere out of seawatt's place by himself, and races are "permabanned" (not a registered form of parkour anymore, you can do them but there's no effect). and he's forced to put up with seawatt and aj. truly this is hell

folks were floating around the idea of a revival au and i like it so i added my own to it, which is "seawatt also gets pkv revived on the condition that he lives with seawatt and can't battle anyone". this takes a lot of convincing as evbo is worried abt reviving pkv and pkv would rather eat glass

Well now I'm sold

birthclod.tumblr.com/post/7756161... might as well crosspost lol

girlfriend.