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Cassie the Gyarados
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Beware, I live

“Sometimes the prey turns and nips us. It is a small thing.”

35 • She/Her
Same
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Finally!!!!
October 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
In case the embed link does me dirty
October 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Oh sorry I have plans

The plans:
October 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
2013 > 2025
October 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Going to a drag show in the middle of our midwestern state is easily the most basass way of celebrating our wedding anniversary
October 18, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I hate posting pics of myself but I’ll make an exception bc we’re adorable. Date night!
October 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Omg NINE!! I would enjoy that for about an hour and then I would need a week long nap 😂 and same for our girl, when we did DNA for her she was 50% staffie and 50% ??? and we think that other half is beagle because she bales when she barks. Thankfully no puppies though.

Dog tax
October 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
A demonstrative illustration
October 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Thank you Jane 🙏🏼
October 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My besties gifted me a few new Gengars when we visited them in Canada 😭 also all the first gen shadowless starters, which has found a home in the bulk Pokédex I’m building!

Front page update!
September 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My husband is a dumpling and I am yes very obsessed
September 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Thoughts and prayers 🌙
September 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I did get this cool picture of Miami out of it
September 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I love flying!
September 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
That was what I was going for yep good job bsky
August 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Got a case for my switch 🥰
July 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
if you see this, quote with the last four games you played
June 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Playing Civ 6 with hubs with relaxing shit on the tvs. All the kids are sleeping. Love these moments.
June 20, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I cannot get over this video the tank squeaks are pure comedy 😂😂
June 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Girl lunch
June 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I didn’t slap a coworker today so I deserve this #girlboss
June 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Girl lunch
June 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Meeee
June 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Ice water when you have cottonmouth
May 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM