The Spice and Wolf novels are my fvorites

The Milky Way galaxy is 100,000 light years across. If a civilization on the other side of the galaxy reached our current level of development 10,000 years ago, we still wouldn't receive any of their signals for another 90,000 years.

Just a straight up early 2000's Hot Topic, so space moms can know it's not a phase.

In some caves, there walls are coated with bacterial colonies that form a thick, mucus-like mat. These colonies, dubbed snottites, are extremely acidic, with a pH between 0 and 2. In other words, slimes are real.

A red dragon blocked our path home. My goblin sorcerer, Skizgrat, spent most of the fight flinging cantrips at long range while holding concentration on a haste spell twin cast on the paladin and barbarian. The GM planned for the dragon to fly off at low health, but we took it faster than expected.

Well, the origins of my world are based on the Enuma Elish, but my favorite mythology has got to be the tales of King Arthur.

Holy 2006 Deviantart, Batman

If it's the second way, we can call them OOGE Boogie men

I mean, all vertebrates are fish if you think about it too much.

You take care of yourself, Froggy. We'll be here when you feel up to it.

I don't get making this mistake when "Danish Dog Dude" just rolls off the tongue

I dunno about that. I think, much like the Pokemon leaks, this was just bringing to light that which was already there.

Revealing the backstory of the next BBEG early I see

She remembered her password! 🎉