Mustard
@cookedmustard.bsky.social
Any/All pronoun ● 23 ● Bird brain who rarely streams and randomly shares my life. Much love <3
Don't be scared to message me unless you're a bot >:)
Don't be scared to message me unless you're a bot >:)
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I rescued nuggets at work yesterday in 100° heat. One fell from 15ft+ and I caught the other in my hat. They stayed in a box on our loading dock and I said "if they're still kicking, I'll take them home". There was no access to their nest. We decided to name them once they made it 48 hours. 1/2
June 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I rescued nuggets at work yesterday in 100° heat. One fell from 15ft+ and I caught the other in my hat. They stayed in a box on our loading dock and I said "if they're still kicking, I'll take them home". There was no access to their nest. We decided to name them once they made it 48 hours. 1/2
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Trying to learn Unity is like trying to drink water from a fire hydrant 🥹
June 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Trying to learn Unity is like trying to drink water from a fire hydrant 🥹
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Pizza update. It's been awhile. @cookedmustard.bsky.social
May 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pizza update. It's been awhile. @cookedmustard.bsky.social
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I want to fawn over a man dedicated to his research so much that he doesnt have time for me but I can bring him food and caffine
March 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I want to fawn over a man dedicated to his research so much that he doesnt have time for me but I can bring him food and caffine
Just started ffxiv wish me luck!
March 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Just started ffxiv wish me luck!
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tummy post
March 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
tummy post
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fuck my stupid tranny life
March 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
fuck my stupid tranny life
I love my Scottish wife
March 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I love my Scottish wife
When he won't let you put relish on his hotdog
March 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
When he won't let you put relish on his hotdog
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I'm fine with trans women in the bathroom. I am not fine with male cops in the bathroom inspecting genitals.
Tucson cops trying to arrest a stud lesbian because they thought she was a man using the women’s restroom
February 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I'm fine with trans women in the bathroom. I am not fine with male cops in the bathroom inspecting genitals.
The first ever time someone posted on my steam profile 😱 @mochifolf.bsky.social
February 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The first ever time someone posted on my steam profile 😱 @mochifolf.bsky.social
Call me a dirty whore but I like my hot pockets with cold in the center
February 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Call me a dirty whore but I like my hot pockets with cold in the center
My sisters boyfrind says I got the style to love in northern eruope
February 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My sisters boyfrind says I got the style to love in northern eruope
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Im still not feeling ok
February 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Im still not feeling ok
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so like i guess it works now? close enough
February 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
so like i guess it works now? close enough
Not yesterday, just years ago on that day
Fun mustard fact: I had my first kiss on groundhog day
February 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Not yesterday, just years ago on that day
Fun mustard fact: I had my first kiss on groundhog day
February 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Fun mustard fact: I had my first kiss on groundhog day
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you are such a beautiful and sexy woman
January 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
you are such a beautiful and sexy woman
Im so sad everyone has so much less traction on here ;-;
January 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Im so sad everyone has so much less traction on here ;-;
I hope my feed becomes curated enough to use this as my main platform
January 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I hope my feed becomes curated enough to use this as my main platform