COOCHIE COLOGNE
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protect black women, dassit dassall.
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iight 2025 imma stop smoking frfr
December 31, 2024 at 11:28 PM
iight 2025 imma stop smoking frfr
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....and another thing.
December 21, 2024 at 4:09 PM
....and another thing.
erika is delusional & i’m happy her therapist is holding her accountable. she wants to make sutton the villian so bad. bitch ur husband was scamming ppl & u said fuck them victims. you wanted a pizza party after that 😭?? #RHOBH
December 21, 2024 at 10:07 PM
erika is delusional & i’m happy her therapist is holding her accountable. she wants to make sutton the villian so bad. bitch ur husband was scamming ppl & u said fuck them victims. you wanted a pizza party after that 😭?? #RHOBH
i hate when ppl are quick to drink but slow to pay. ordering henny shots with your chest but when i tell you the price, it’s suddenly taking you 15 mins to pull your card out
December 21, 2024 at 4:24 AM
i hate when ppl are quick to drink but slow to pay. ordering henny shots with your chest but when i tell you the price, it’s suddenly taking you 15 mins to pull your card out
my bf is visiting from the military today 🥹🥹🥹
December 20, 2024 at 2:57 PM
my bf is visiting from the military today 🥹🥹🥹
Every Monday they gon' wait for the freestyle
Call me out once, you do not get a redial
I got grown ass men actin' fetile
I do not spin the block, nigga I reroute
ughhh meg ateeeee!!
Call me out once, you do not get a redial
I got grown ass men actin' fetile
I do not spin the block, nigga I reroute
ughhh meg ateeeee!!
December 16, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Every Monday they gon' wait for the freestyle
Call me out once, you do not get a redial
I got grown ass men actin' fetile
I do not spin the block, nigga I reroute
ughhh meg ateeeee!!
Call me out once, you do not get a redial
I got grown ass men actin' fetile
I do not spin the block, nigga I reroute
ughhh meg ateeeee!!
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r.kelly straight up said the motivation behind his music was his personal life, and mfs still be on some “you have to separate the twooo”🥴😭 like mf no. i don’t.
December 15, 2024 at 6:37 PM
r.kelly straight up said the motivation behind his music was his personal life, and mfs still be on some “you have to separate the twooo”🥴😭 like mf no. i don’t.
Sogucci’s relationship with her daughter reminds me of Eliza’s relationship with hers from #LHHMia. both of them put their daughters on the back end to chase after some nigga smh. #BelleCollective
December 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Sogucci’s relationship with her daughter reminds me of Eliza’s relationship with hers from #LHHMia. both of them put their daughters on the back end to chase after some nigga smh. #BelleCollective
latrice was fucking that burger uppp lmao every the camera cut to her it was smaller & smaller 😭😭😭 #BelleCollective
December 14, 2024 at 7:32 PM
latrice was fucking that burger uppp lmao every the camera cut to her it was smaller & smaller 😭😭😭 #BelleCollective
idk what’s more confusing. the fact they gave this man a documentary knowing he’s a predator, or the fact amazon had the audacity to recommend it to me
December 14, 2024 at 11:11 AM
idk what’s more confusing. the fact they gave this man a documentary knowing he’s a predator, or the fact amazon had the audacity to recommend it to me
i don’t have a religion to follow bc organized religion gives me the creeps but i see why ppl do. it seems nice to be able to put your faith in your spirituality. being depressed makes you wanna believe in something sooo bad but i just can’t lmao. being agnostic is fucking annoying
December 14, 2024 at 4:49 AM
i don’t have a religion to follow bc organized religion gives me the creeps but i see why ppl do. it seems nice to be able to put your faith in your spirituality. being depressed makes you wanna believe in something sooo bad but i just can’t lmao. being agnostic is fucking annoying
love angie but her throwing that heavy ass bag was unnecessary. if the shampoo cracked her in the head then what? what if it broke the glass plate in front of brittani & she woulda got cut by the shards? angie need 2 chill with the physical theatrics #RHOSLC
December 13, 2024 at 2:07 AM
love angie but her throwing that heavy ass bag was unnecessary. if the shampoo cracked her in the head then what? what if it broke the glass plate in front of brittani & she woulda got cut by the shards? angie need 2 chill with the physical theatrics #RHOSLC
alaura is hilarious 😭 #Married2Med #Married2Medicine
December 10, 2024 at 7:01 AM
alaura is hilarious 😭 #Married2Med #Married2Medicine
i’m so happy contessa serves her guests actual food. tired of these damn charcoochie boards #Married2Med #Married2Medicine
December 10, 2024 at 6:45 AM
i’m so happy contessa serves her guests actual food. tired of these damn charcoochie boards #Married2Med #Married2Medicine
sigh i was not ready to be an adult
December 9, 2024 at 9:43 AM
sigh i was not ready to be an adult
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i wish I could adopt every stray cat
December 9, 2024 at 2:51 AM
i wish I could adopt every stray cat
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Y’all, we’re really out here adulting. Times are hard and you’re still going, give yourself some grace and a pat on the back. You are winning.
a man is sitting at a table eating breakfast with a starz mug on it .
Alt: a man is sitting at a table eating breakfast with a starz mug on it .
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December 8, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Y’all, we’re really out here adulting. Times are hard and you’re still going, give yourself some grace and a pat on the back. You are winning.
sitting down with Mel was the STUPIDEST thing trisha coulda did 😭😭 Mel is digging in her lying asss omg. also, it takes two seconds to pull up Trisha & Martell’s dm’s to show Melody which address he told Trisha to come to #LAMH
December 8, 2024 at 8:45 PM
sitting down with Mel was the STUPIDEST thing trisha coulda did 😭😭 Mel is digging in her lying asss omg. also, it takes two seconds to pull up Trisha & Martell’s dm’s to show Melody which address he told Trisha to come to #LAMH
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Me pretending to pay attention during Zoom meetings:
December 7, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Me pretending to pay attention during Zoom meetings:
so Martell blows up on everyone once again, then Destiny just goes and continues to play the game like he didn’t just air marsau & tisha out…they really be pickin & choosin #LAMH
December 8, 2024 at 4:50 PM
so Martell blows up on everyone once again, then Destiny just goes and continues to play the game like he didn’t just air marsau & tisha out…they really be pickin & choosin #LAMH
correct me if im wrong. when Martell first got arrested for the revenge porn, Marsau was sayin “free martell”. & when Mel confronted him about it, Marsau blamed her & said “thats who you chose to have a kid with”. but NOW he’s doing interviews tryna reprimand Martell? NOW he wanna defend Mel?? #LAMH
December 8, 2024 at 4:46 PM
correct me if im wrong. when Martell first got arrested for the revenge porn, Marsau was sayin “free martell”. & when Mel confronted him about it, Marsau blamed her & said “thats who you chose to have a kid with”. but NOW he’s doing interviews tryna reprimand Martell? NOW he wanna defend Mel?? #LAMH
rewatching the very first episode of #LAMH after everything that’s going on now feels surreal lmao. this shit is gold 😭. the foreshadowing?? everything was raw & the lil scenes i didn’t notice before speaks volumes now.
December 8, 2024 at 10:04 AM
rewatching the very first episode of #LAMH after everything that’s going on now feels surreal lmao. this shit is gold 😭. the foreshadowing?? everything was raw & the lil scenes i didn’t notice before speaks volumes now.
now why tf is the plantation guide white? talking bout “slavery still affects us” who is US 😭 #BelleCollective
December 7, 2024 at 8:27 PM
now why tf is the plantation guide white? talking bout “slavery still affects us” who is US 😭 #BelleCollective
