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i am a property developer building commercial and residential property in south india
i think you shouldnt be taken seriously if you say things like, "yes sir, yes sir, three bags full"
January 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
logging on, as a bit
January 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
hey guys
November 15, 2024 at 2:22 PM
is this site good yet
January 4, 2024 at 5:33 PM
the only reason doctors worry about diarrhea is bc it happens so quickly that you could easily lose something if it fell out. in every other respect it’s preferable and more efficient
October 4, 2023 at 10:56 PM
i see that no one on this website has any respect for coloradans and their culture either
September 16, 2023 at 1:49 PM
at what age do i have to stop letting the baby watch the sopranos
September 10, 2023 at 2:05 AM
here i an (rock you like a huriccanbe)
August 23, 2023 at 11:37 PM
going to need to log on to this app more often. not getting the engagement i need from the other one. not getting it from this one either, but i may as well be doubly disengaged
August 22, 2023 at 10:45 PM
if anyone in the city of seattle washington would like to be murdered in cold blood next tues-weds i have evenings open
August 4, 2023 at 11:43 PM
August 2, 2023 at 2:12 AM
horked out 5 different species of boogers in the shower this morning. must’ve been those motes i inhaled
July 26, 2023 at 1:47 PM
caught up on my notifications, did my little crossword, searched one thing online. business concluded—this boy is ready to get out of bed
July 26, 2023 at 1:17 PM
i should be doing stunts on a dirtbike rn. i should be standing upright on the seat miming like im playing a fife
July 25, 2023 at 1:01 PM
they’re cranking hog over on twitter rn
July 19, 2023 at 3:15 AM
leaving the house on a trip with a baby. truly some nightmare shit. graveyard shit
July 15, 2023 at 7:59 PM
i love that i can say shit like “grean bean” on here without a million randos jumping up my ass 🙄
July 13, 2023 at 11:30 PM
i identify, first and foremost, as a booger brain
July 13, 2023 at 10:28 PM
im a PENIS and an Anus
July 13, 2023 at 3:28 AM
gonna have to come up with increasingly unconventional ways to wind down from work stress bc beer is no longer working. i need a giant bird i can ride
July 12, 2023 at 10:45 PM
someone should tell my coworker who talks too much that he talks too much. not me though. i need to focus on my grind
July 12, 2023 at 5:34 PM
already done the sunday crossword. the fuck am i supposed to do the rest of the day?
July 9, 2023 at 12:06 PM
up past my bedtime bc the kid is still up. go to bed kid ur literally a baby
July 8, 2023 at 5:54 AM
suckin on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time
July 6, 2023 at 3:03 AM