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Chris Gervais
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In Crank That (Soulja Boy) I thought he was saying “I got me some Baconaters” because that was the same year Wendy’s premiered the Baconator.
If you read this all it gets accidentally sexy and then goes back to not being sexy.
July 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
She was my dream girl. Not that I had a chance before, but I definitely don't now.
July 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Reposted by Chris Gervais
God, I miss Kim Shattuck..

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The Muffs - Funny Face (Performed by Kim Shattuck, Nina Gordon and Louise Post)
YouTube video by LukeMKo0
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January 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I'm not excited about you feeling grief, but those are wonderful people.
July 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My dream girl.
July 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I'm in.
July 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Once again. Not a trans person trying to go to the bathroom.
July 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"I will not allow the house to be drug into political gamesmanship like the underage girls Epstein drugged into sex with the majority of American leadership for decades."
July 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Haha. Yeah. I've sensed zero fear about any of this.
July 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I hope we still have a chance to right this ship.
July 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Yeah he's always been liberal. It would break my heart to find out he was a predator, but TBH, I think Epstein had plenty of liberal clients.
July 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If he's on it, what a stupid thing to do. He's smart enough to know if it gets revealed, he's done. If not, it isn't. Does he think this tweet will make it less likely it gets released? It's shocking he would spontaneously be that stupid. No less shocking than what Rowling did I guess.
July 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Yep! I trust that man more than 99% of people, but I still wouldn't give him the lack of accountability Trump's lovers give him. No leader should have that.
June 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
haha. The exact soundclip played in my head as I read it.
June 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I for real am this at the Gelson's Century City. It's beneath my AMC so I go before stretching my A List wings. Like 4 times a week. Though my jealousy masked as contempt is limited. Everyone who works there is very sweet.
June 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I was aroused.
June 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I love you for this, @elmntsofmadness.bsky.social
June 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I have the flavor of ADHD where it's like taking a sleeping pill. I'd love to know what my equivalent is.
June 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
And that the motivation to support a clearly immoral man with cult-like faith is just “go cry about it, Lib.”
April 15, 2025 at 10:51 AM