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conundrumoftime.bsky.social
Also at least these ships are hopefully small enough to avoid the issue where some people who are only into one side of an ot3 and wish you as a writer were too get Weird about it.
June 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
conundrumoftime.bsky.social
Also loooooook at Erskin and Perrin there they could so be related. Maybe I want to write another one of the 'if you're going to cheat on me then I'm going to hire your illegitimate son and he's MINE now' fics as well.
Screenshot of text: "She strokes his head until he lays it down in her lap. She likes watching him relax this way; she likes knowing it’s for her, because of her. His breath is already warming her thighs though the drape of her dress and when she runs her thumb over his lower lip he takes it into his mouth. Tonight she brings him to her own bed. This has the shape of a mistake and she does allocate a few moments to wondering vaguely if she should be regretting it, but she isn’t regretting it and it’s pointless to pretend. She doesn’t want to recognise anything of Perrin in him now and yet there it is anyway. It’s in the curve of his shoulders, in something she can’t describe about the way he turns his neck, in the way his eyes go distant when she pushes him down, in too much, in everything."
June 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
conundrumoftime.bsky.social
boooooo.
screenshot of text: “happens ALL THE TIME!!) and that he was the younger man but it didnt turn into a creepy oedipal-thing, it was almost a non issue in the book until she found out at the end.”
June 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
conundrumoftime.bsky.social
Well I appreciate ‘loyalty kink’ is often more narrative-level than character-level, but this is still a weird synning decision to me because it’s a specific *kind* of narrative-level thing, it’s not just general ‘loyalty exists as a theme in this story’
screenshot from AO3, text reads: “Mergers. Loyalty Kink has been made a synonym of Loyalty. Works and bookmarks tagged with Loyalty Kink will show up in Loyalty's filter.”
June 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
conundrumoftime.bsky.social
yeah that’s nice AO3 ‘which trope are you’ quiz but i need a ‘no thanks I prefer it niche and weird’ option.
screenshot of a quiz: “Question 6 of 14 pick a kink: Answers, please choose 1 bondage spanking exhibitionism degradation dom/sub roleplay pet play age gap no thanks, I'm vanilla”
May 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM
conundrumoftime.bsky.social
Maedhros’s negotiations with the Sindar going in unexpected directions
text screenshot: “He holds you tight across chest and shoulder though you don't think it's with his arms, and something unmistakably vine-like coils itself around your thigh, tendrils soft and stem turgid with sap. But it's him you can feel - his warmth, his breath - his hand between your legs, his fingers in your mouth. "You can do this," he tells you, "you'll do this - it'll only hurt a moment, don't worry -" A trial, of sorts. You imagine yourself in some woodland glade lush with spring and a crowd of trees lowering their boughs before you as you lie like a brought-down deer at the hunt's end, stretching out your neck for his teeth. It's his groan when he sheaths himself hard and wanting deep inside you.”
May 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
conundrumoftime.bsky.social
More of the eldritch-forest-creatures-Sindar fic:
Screenshot of text: “Beneath your hand, beneath your mouth, against your hip and chest, he feels ever less like living flesh to you and yet all the more alive for it. Although you can see his hands upon you you would swear they are cool summer leaves, soothing, easing; all about him lulls you, like the drowsy hum of distant bees in a forest glade. The first time he takes you there is a sharpness in his smile and you recognise the satisfaction of a hunter that has finally won its prey. "You can close your eyes if you want to," he tells you as if he thinks this a kindness. "It might be easier. Down. There you are." How strange that the bearskin on the floor of your chamber should feel so much like moss beneath your knees.”
May 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
conundrumoftime.bsky.social
Learned that AO3 groups all tags about 'sex against a tree' AND tags about 'sex with a tree' together under 'Tree Sex' and, well, yes, but also, no.
May 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
conundrumoftime.bsky.social
Also one day ONE DAY I will write something First Age where the safeword equivalent is “say it in Quenya”
April 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
conundrumoftime.bsky.social
ok here’s two of the Galadriel/Sauron/Celeborn fics
screenshot of text: “Mairon had thought she might need coaxing in this, that the pleasure she did find would be guilt-soaked and conflicted. No, it seems. "I want him now," she says and pulls Mairon back, and then grips his hair so he must watch Celeborn's head between her thighs, Celeborn's mouth keen for more of her. A punishment, Mairon thinks, or a reward, or both; in so much of his long existence the two have been mingled. He finds himself drawn to a focal point of the smallest and softest shadow” screenshot of text: “Mairon had thought she might need coaxing in this, that the pleasure she did find would be guilt-soaked and conflicted. No, it seems. "I want him now," she says and pulls Mairon back, and then grips his hair so he must watch Celeborn's head between her thighs, Celeborn's mouth keen for more of her. A punishment, Mairon thinks, or a reward, or both; in so much of his long existence the two have been mingled. He finds himself drawn to a focal point of the smallest and softest shadow”
April 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM