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Conundrummer
@conundrummer.bsky.social
Former musician, current village idiot.
How I feel about eggnog.
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I hope you wrapped it securely in an enigma!

*RIMSHOT*
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
LOL!!!

God has hated me for longer than you or your mistake-riddled posts have existed!

*RIMSHOT*
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hey, there are lots of guys that find freckles attractive. Unfortunately, most are fat ugly losers like me!

*RIMSHOT*
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hopefully not on your face. That would be like adding a mustache to the Mona Lisa.
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
No surprise here. Remember, with right winger/MAGAs, every accusation is really a confession.
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Did it experience a RUD?
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Better ovulate than never!

*RIMSHOT*
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
1.Twin Peaks

2. "That damn midget does everything backwards!"
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I haven't had a regular poop since the mid 1970s. Only unleaded!

*RIMSHOT*
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Ah, this explains your 5.0 Tripadvisor score!

*RIMSHOT*
December 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
My runway name is 27 Left. I hope I'm long enough for you.

*RIMSHOT*
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I remember when Gwen Stefani looked like Gwen Stefani. I'm old.
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Village idiots.
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
No can do - my mother died.
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Coincidentally, I watched this yesterday.

youtu.be/KoNgZLqKcuk
The Rise and Fall of Colman's: Britain's Yellow Gold Secret
YouTube video by Dear Old Blighty
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I do that too, especially with the MAGA cult members I know.
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM