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· Apr 24
For #MWSecretSantaAoNZ I like colourful stuff (specially rainbows), whatever it is
It’s the time of the year in Aotearoa when blueberries are the size of grapes, grapes are the size of strawberries, berries are the size of mandarins, and mandarins are the size of apples.
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It’s the time of the year in Aotearoa when blueberries are the size of grapes, grapes are the size of strawberries, berries are the size of mandarins, and mandarins are the size of apples.
Today I’m thankful we don’t have Thanksgiving in most of the rest of the world. The most colonising of the holidays.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Today I’m thankful we don’t have Thanksgiving in most of the rest of the world. The most colonising of the holidays.
High fructose corn syrup is a main staple of USian food, you will find it in all kind of foods from the obvious tonic water, pickles, and crackers to the really unexpected corn syrup.
Not that you asked, but here's a thread of intriguing (real!) food facts to amuse/bore your friends and family.
Great for gatherings when you need to change the subject!
Great for gatherings when you need to change the subject!
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
High fructose corn syrup is a main staple of USian food, you will find it in all kind of foods from the obvious tonic water, pickles, and crackers to the really unexpected corn syrup.
Huh
The fact that the Herald has been sitting on this information is wild
accessiblenews.xyz/article/www....
The fact that the Herald has been sitting on this information is wild
accessiblenews.xyz/article/www....
MP property rich list: The five politicians with the biggest portfolios
Christopher Luxon, Judith Collins and Winston Peters are among those with luxurious homes
accessiblenews.xyz
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Huh
The fact that the Herald has been sitting on this information is wild
accessiblenews.xyz/article/www....
The fact that the Herald has been sitting on this information is wild
accessiblenews.xyz/article/www....
I think the people who say “ you can’t say anything anymore because of woke” would be the same who complained about not being able to shit on the street anymore
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I think the people who say “ you can’t say anything anymore because of woke” would be the same who complained about not being able to shit on the street anymore
From now on, any article comparing Australia and New Zealand will be an indicator of a new National policy “promise”
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
From now on, any article comparing Australia and New Zealand will be an indicator of a new National policy “promise”
“What do you mean the bucket stops with me? I’m not aware of any bucket, no one told me”
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
“What do you mean the bucket stops with me? I’m not aware of any bucket, no one told me”
A.I. is an abbreviation for Assisted Incompetence
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
A.I. is an abbreviation for Assisted Incompetence
Trump’s deep throat scandal is wilder than you would have thought
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Trump’s deep throat scandal is wilder than you would have thought
Ironic how farmers in Aotearoa New Zealand have rugged and calloused hands but the thinnest, sensitive, softest skin in the rest of their snowflake, whiny, simple lives.
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Ironic how farmers in Aotearoa New Zealand have rugged and calloused hands but the thinnest, sensitive, softest skin in the rest of their snowflake, whiny, simple lives.
Hold on… is National not fit to govern?
October 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Hold on… is National not fit to govern?
If you saw Thiel on the streets and roads of Aotearoa, would you confuse him with a possum?
October 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If you saw Thiel on the streets and roads of Aotearoa, would you confuse him with a possum?
Within the Trump administration ICE will control the American military
September 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Within the Trump administration ICE will control the American military
Things are accelerating. Will 2026 be USA’s point of no return?
September 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Things are accelerating. Will 2026 be USA’s point of no return?
Can’t take my eyes away from this slow-motion aircraft-sized car crash 🇺🇸.
It’s just so satisfying.
It’s just so satisfying.
September 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Can’t take my eyes away from this slow-motion aircraft-sized car crash 🇺🇸.
It’s just so satisfying.
It’s just so satisfying.
NZ First candidate selection process
September 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
NZ First candidate selection process
“Death and taxes” but he already cheated one of them so don’t give me hope
August 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
“Death and taxes” but he already cheated one of them so don’t give me hope
Beleaguered Christopher Luxon
August 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Beleaguered Christopher Luxon
When people say there’s no white people culture but they have all stolen land
August 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
When people say there’s no white people culture but they have all stolen land
Men fall in love with their stripper, women fall in love with their psychotherapist.
August 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Men fall in love with their stripper, women fall in love with their psychotherapist.
A woman according to J.K. Moldwing
August 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
A woman according to J.K. Moldwing