i didn’t realize how much i love convenience until our microwave died and i realized i would rather eat chicken nuggets from the air fryer than figure out how to reheat food i only marginally want.

my toddlers climb things at least twice their height regularly. why do we grow out of this? imagine how cool our houses would be if we kept this up forever?

me: don’t borrow tomorrows problems for today

also me: what will happen if the government collapses tomorrow?

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