─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑.
@contractexpired.bsky.social
𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 .ᐟ 𝐓𝐎 𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡 𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗬
𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝙎𝙊𝙐𝙇 𝐈𝐒𝐍’𝐓 𝐒𝐎 𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 .ᐟ
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
Pinned
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ 𝗧𝗢𝗢 𝗕𝗔𝗗 .ᐟ 𝐈𝐓’𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀
𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝑴𝑨𝑫 .ᐟ 𝐁𝐔𝐓
𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀
𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃 𝙒𝙄𝙎𝙃,
ᅠ 𝗧𝗢𝗢 𝗕𝗔𝗗 .ᐟ 𝐈𝐓’𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀
𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝑴𝑨𝑫 .ᐟ 𝐁𝐔𝐓
𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀
𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃 𝙒𝙄𝙎𝙃,
[ reading a book .
...
it says ' how to kiII kids ' on the cover . 💀 ]
...
it says ' how to kiII kids ' on the cover . 💀 ]
August 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
[ reading a book .
...
it says ' how to kiII kids ' on the cover . 💀 ]
...
it says ' how to kiII kids ' on the cover . 💀 ]
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑.
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝗣𝗘𝗢𝗣𝗟𝗘
𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐓
𝑫𝑶𝑼𝑩𝑳𝑬 ─ 𝑪𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝐌𝐄 .ᐣ
ᅠ𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝗣𝗘𝗢𝗣𝗟𝗘
𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐓
𝑫𝑶𝑼𝑩𝑳𝑬 ─ 𝑪𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝐌𝐄 .ᐣ
August 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝗣𝗘𝗢𝗣𝗟𝗘
𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐓
𝑫𝑶𝑼𝑩𝑳𝑬 ─ 𝑪𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝐌𝐄 .ᐣ
ᅠ𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝗣𝗘𝗢𝗣𝗟𝗘
𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐓
𝑫𝑶𝑼𝑩𝑳𝑬 ─ 𝑪𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝐌𝐄 .ᐣ
[ STARING AT HER WHILE SHE READS 💀 ]
I suppose you have a point.
[ Evelyn actually begins reading it 💀]
[ Evelyn actually begins reading it 💀]
well, it's the law .ᐟ i don't know what you expected, lady . 😒
August 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
[ STARING AT HER WHILE SHE READS 💀 ]
NO 👺👺
YES. 👺
NO 👺
August 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
NO 👺👺
well, it's the law .ᐟ i don't know what you expected, lady . 😒
… 😦
My, that paper is certainly long
My, that paper is certainly long
i'm so glad you asked .ᐟ really, i am .
[ POOFING A LONG ASS PIECE OF PAPER IN FRONT OF HER .ᐣ.ᐣ ]
[ POOFING A LONG ASS PIECE OF PAPER IN FRONT OF HER .ᐣ.ᐣ ]
August 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
well, it's the law .ᐟ i don't know what you expected, lady . 😒
[ GRUMBLE .
that one stupid hatted kid hasn't d¡ed yet ... this book is USELESS . he tosses it behind him . ]
that one stupid hatted kid hasn't d¡ed yet ... this book is USELESS . he tosses it behind him . ]
August 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
[ GRUMBLE .
that one stupid hatted kid hasn't d¡ed yet ... this book is USELESS . he tosses it behind him . ]
that one stupid hatted kid hasn't d¡ed yet ... this book is USELESS . he tosses it behind him . ]
i'm so glad you asked .ᐟ really, i am .
[ POOFING A LONG ASS PIECE OF PAPER IN FRONT OF HER .ᐣ.ᐣ ]
[ POOFING A LONG ASS PIECE OF PAPER IN FRONT OF HER .ᐣ.ᐣ ]
Show me the law
the rules of my forest say you must . 👺
August 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i'm so glad you asked .ᐟ really, i am .
[ POOFING A LONG ASS PIECE OF PAPER IN FRONT OF HER .ᐣ.ᐣ ]
[ POOFING A LONG ASS PIECE OF PAPER IN FRONT OF HER .ᐣ.ᐣ ]
NO 👺
That's mista bebop to YOU
OKAY, BEBOP THE FOOL . 😡 SHUT
August 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
NO 👺
the rules of my forest say you must . 👺
I shall not sign your contract after all ! 👺
and i will NOT . you're in MY forest, you play by MY rules . 👺
August 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
the rules of my forest say you must . 👺
[ he stares back, then turns AWAY 😭🙏 ]
... darling . what do you mean by ' how accurate ' 👺
August 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
[ he stares back, then turns AWAY 😭🙏 ]
you look rather rainbow .
August 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
you look rather rainbow .
and i will NOT . you're in MY forest, you play by MY rules . 👺
.. I am asking you to explain yourself. 👺
i do not explain myself to ANYONE . 👺
August 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
and i will NOT . you're in MY forest, you play by MY rules . 👺
August 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i do not explain myself to ANYONE . 👺
Explain THIS -- 👺
👺👺👺 ...
August 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i do not explain myself to ANYONE . 👺
👺👺👺 ...
. . . Now wait a minute 👺
...
[ THE SAME BACKSIDE IS STILL THERE . 💀 ]
[ THE SAME BACKSIDE IS STILL THERE . 💀 ]
August 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
👺👺👺 ...
OKAY, BEBOP THE FOOL . 😡 SHUT
No, I am BEBOP 😡
FOOL 👺
August 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
OKAY, BEBOP THE FOOL . 😡 SHUT
...
hey motherpecker
ugh, that POSSESSED outhouse is back .
August 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
...
FOOL 👺
No, I’m BEBOP 👺
because you're a FOOL 😡
August 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
FOOL 👺
ugh, that POSSESSED outhouse is back .
August 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
ugh, that POSSESSED outhouse is back .
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑.
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐀
𝙅𝙀𝙍𝙆 .ᐟ 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐃𝐎 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄
𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 .ᐣ
ᅠ 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐀
𝙅𝙀𝙍𝙆 .ᐟ 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐃𝐎 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄
𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 .ᐣ
August 21, 2025 at 6:36 AM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐀
𝙅𝙀𝙍𝙆 .ᐟ 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐃𝐎 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄
𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 .ᐣ
ᅠ 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐀
𝙅𝙀𝙍𝙆 .ᐟ 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐃𝐎 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄
𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 .ᐣ
because you're a FOOL 😡
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING 😡
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA 👺
August 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
because you're a FOOL 😡
...
[ THE SAME BACKSIDE IS STILL THERE . 💀 ]
[ THE SAME BACKSIDE IS STILL THERE . 💀 ]
Oh… now this is a tempting offer. 👺
[ reading the contract again— she checks for a backside this time 💀
Evelyn wants Malik to SUFFER, after all 👹]
[ reading the contract again— she checks for a backside this time 💀
Evelyn wants Malik to SUFFER, after all 👹]
... 👺
[ HE POOFS UP ANOTHER CONTRACT 💀 ]
okay, how about this one .ᐣ if you sign, i'll give your ex husband hell . 👺
[ HE POOFS UP ANOTHER CONTRACT 💀 ]
okay, how about this one .ᐣ if you sign, i'll give your ex husband hell . 👺
August 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
...
[ THE SAME BACKSIDE IS STILL THERE . 💀 ]
[ THE SAME BACKSIDE IS STILL THERE . 💀 ]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA 👺
… what the FUCK
OBVIOUSLY NOT . 👺
August 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA 👺
... 👺
[ HE POOFS UP ANOTHER CONTRACT 💀 ]
okay, how about this one .ᐣ if you sign, i'll give your ex husband hell . 👺
[ HE POOFS UP ANOTHER CONTRACT 💀 ]
okay, how about this one .ᐣ if you sign, i'll give your ex husband hell . 👺
Why yes, I am. I am a strong and independent woman. 😊 ✨
[ That is NOT what he meant.. 😭]
[ That is NOT what he meant.. 😭]
...
...
a tough one, aren't you .ᐣ 😒
...
a tough one, aren't you .ᐣ 😒
August 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
... 👺
[ HE POOFS UP ANOTHER CONTRACT 💀 ]
okay, how about this one .ᐣ if you sign, i'll give your ex husband hell . 👺
[ HE POOFS UP ANOTHER CONTRACT 💀 ]
okay, how about this one .ᐣ if you sign, i'll give your ex husband hell . 👺