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contesso.bsky.social
@contesso.bsky.social
here we go again
Are your shorts short 👀
April 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Those eyes
March 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Call me when you hit $60
March 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Thank you for reining in my thirst
February 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I’ve never heard of this man til now but I’m barking at my phone
February 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
February 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Twinks are very dark-sided so this tracks
February 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I’m sorry you’re going to be given a child that sounds terrible honestly
January 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I just recoiled
January 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Kelly’s roast beef logo
January 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Was it on sale
January 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I-2 my beloved
January 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Am I supposed to start saying this
January 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM