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Steve Jobs would have despised the Apple Watch.
September 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Steve Jobs would have despised the Apple Watch.
I hate airpods, they are uncomfortable and always get lost.
September 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I hate airpods, they are uncomfortable and always get lost.
I miss Steve Jobs. I hate Tim Cook.
September 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I miss Steve Jobs. I hate Tim Cook.
Those Seal Team 6 guys who murdered a boat of fisherman aren't going to heaven.
September 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Those Seal Team 6 guys who murdered a boat of fisherman aren't going to heaven.
Burning the American flag is free speech.
September 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Burning the American flag is free speech.
Always preferred the smaller and esoteric Zelda games like Link's Awakening or Majora's Mask over the basic "save the princess & Hyrule".
July 24, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Always preferred the smaller and esoteric Zelda games like Link's Awakening or Majora's Mask over the basic "save the princess & Hyrule".
Nintendo, miss me with that Zelda movie and hit me with a direct sequel to Majora's Mask.
July 24, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Nintendo, miss me with that Zelda movie and hit me with a direct sequel to Majora's Mask.
So Nintendo expects Donkey Kong Bananza to hold it down until Metroid 4 is released in either November or December?
July 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
So Nintendo expects Donkey Kong Bananza to hold it down until Metroid 4 is released in either November or December?
Miss me with that Zelda movie and hit me with a sequel to Oracle of Season and Ages.
July 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Miss me with that Zelda movie and hit me with a sequel to Oracle of Season and Ages.
As much as I want to like the new South Park episode where they are directly bashing Trump, I have to be honest.
The writing is lazy and hamfisted and the jokes are very basic. People been saying Trump is fat and has a small penis for the last 10 years.
The writing is lazy and hamfisted and the jokes are very basic. People been saying Trump is fat and has a small penis for the last 10 years.
July 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
As much as I want to like the new South Park episode where they are directly bashing Trump, I have to be honest.
The writing is lazy and hamfisted and the jokes are very basic. People been saying Trump is fat and has a small penis for the last 10 years.
The writing is lazy and hamfisted and the jokes are very basic. People been saying Trump is fat and has a small penis for the last 10 years.
I don't want a Zelda movie I want a sequel to Majora's Mask.
July 24, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I don't want a Zelda movie I want a sequel to Majora's Mask.
I don't need a Zelda movie, I need a remake of Oracle of Seasons and Ages.
July 24, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I don't need a Zelda movie, I need a remake of Oracle of Seasons and Ages.
The new season of Panty and Stocking is disappointing so far.
July 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The new season of Panty and Stocking is disappointing so far.
Terminator 2 might be the best action movie ever made. It's far more thrilling and visceral than any Marvel movie.
July 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Terminator 2 might be the best action movie ever made. It's far more thrilling and visceral than any Marvel movie.
Summer of flops. Captain America, Megan 2.0, Elio, 28 Years Later, Jurassic World Rebirth. Squid Game season 3.
Flop summer.
Flop summer.
June 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Summer of flops. Captain America, Megan 2.0, Elio, 28 Years Later, Jurassic World Rebirth. Squid Game season 3.
Flop summer.
Flop summer.
If George RR Martin finishes writing the books, I'll buy and read all of them. But I'm not starting long book series unless its finished. I'm not getting Berserked again.
June 30, 2025 at 11:14 AM
If George RR Martin finishes writing the books, I'll buy and read all of them. But I'm not starting long book series unless its finished. I'm not getting Berserked again.
I'm not watching any new Game of Thrones content. I'm done with HBO's adaptation of the series.
The only engagement I'll have with a Song of Ice and Fire is the books, and that's only if George finishes the series.
The only engagement I'll have with a Song of Ice and Fire is the books, and that's only if George finishes the series.
June 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I'm not watching any new Game of Thrones content. I'm done with HBO's adaptation of the series.
The only engagement I'll have with a Song of Ice and Fire is the books, and that's only if George finishes the series.
The only engagement I'll have with a Song of Ice and Fire is the books, and that's only if George finishes the series.
What it means to be American? Preaching missionary but doing it doggystyle.
June 30, 2025 at 8:33 AM
What it means to be American? Preaching missionary but doing it doggystyle.
It cannot be overstated how peak anime was in the 90s.
June 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
It cannot be overstated how peak anime was in the 90s.
Walking Dead is the worst thing to ever happen to the zombie genre.
June 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Walking Dead is the worst thing to ever happen to the zombie genre.
I'm reminded of the Daria episode titled "I loathe a parade"
June 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I'm reminded of the Daria episode titled "I loathe a parade"
Happy national clown day.
June 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Happy national clown day.