Consumer Horse
@consumerhorse.bsky.social
I've known this guy a long time. He was never the sharpest bulb.
Take the guns first, go through due process second.
The colonial army ...ranned the ramparts. It took over the airports.
I have the best words.
—Tr☭mp
Take the guns first, go through due process second.
The colonial army ...ranned the ramparts. It took over the airports.
I have the best words.
—Tr☭mp
It's ALWAYS about the money.
December 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's ALWAYS about the money.
DJT to Epstein: "Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?"
Woody Allen: (probably) "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality ̶t̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶d̶y̶i̶n̶g̶.̶ ̶I̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶r̶y̶m̶e̶n̶;̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶a̶p̶a̶r̶t̶m̶e̶n̶t̶.̶ by f**king kids."
Woody Allen: (probably) "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality ̶t̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶d̶y̶i̶n̶g̶.̶ ̶I̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶r̶y̶m̶e̶n̶;̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶a̶p̶a̶r̶t̶m̶e̶n̶t̶.̶ by f**king kids."
December 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
DJT to Epstein: "Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?"
Woody Allen: (probably) "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality ̶t̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶d̶y̶i̶n̶g̶.̶ ̶I̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶r̶y̶m̶e̶n̶;̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶a̶p̶a̶r̶t̶m̶e̶n̶t̶.̶ by f**king kids."
Woody Allen: (probably) "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality ̶t̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶d̶y̶i̶n̶g̶.̶ ̶I̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶r̶y̶m̶e̶n̶;̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶a̶p̶a̶r̶t̶m̶e̶n̶t̶.̶ by f**king kids."
If only someone could decode his subtle politics
December 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
If only someone could decode his subtle politics
Autonomy Visualized™ (Florida edition)
Pay no attention to the men behind the curtain.
Pay no attention to the men behind the curtain.
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Autonomy Visualized™ (Florida edition)
Pay no attention to the men behind the curtain.
Pay no attention to the men behind the curtain.
Musk ran Tesla from 2008 to 2016.
From then on, he ran it into the ground.
From then on, he ran it into the ground.
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Musk ran Tesla from 2008 to 2016.
From then on, he ran it into the ground.
From then on, he ran it into the ground.
“You’re either on the team or you’re not,” Hegseth reportedly told 60-year-old Holsey during a meeting this year. “When you get an order, you move out fast and don’t ask questions.”
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
“You’re either on the team or you’re not,” Hegseth reportedly told 60-year-old Holsey during a meeting this year. “When you get an order, you move out fast and don’t ask questions.”
Nazis have more conviction that this shriveling prick.
Musk "Roman Salute" speech:
Thank you. My heart goes out to you.
It is thanks to you that the future of civilization is assured.
Thanks to you....
Fourteen words:
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children...
Musk "Roman Salute" speech:
Thank you. My heart goes out to you.
It is thanks to you that the future of civilization is assured.
Thanks to you....
Fourteen words:
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children...
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Nazis have more conviction that this shriveling prick.
Musk "Roman Salute" speech:
Thank you. My heart goes out to you.
It is thanks to you that the future of civilization is assured.
Thanks to you....
Fourteen words:
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children...
Musk "Roman Salute" speech:
Thank you. My heart goes out to you.
It is thanks to you that the future of civilization is assured.
Thanks to you....
Fourteen words:
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children...
I distrust this headline because it assumes he ever did know or that such a thing is knowable
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I distrust this headline because it assumes he ever did know or that such a thing is knowable
Good find. It's always the same circle.
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Good find. It's always the same circle.
If DJT and RFK Jr. were sent by our adversaries to destroy us, how would it look any different?
November 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If DJT and RFK Jr. were sent by our adversaries to destroy us, how would it look any different?
When "cited Trump's support" is in the headline, the jury is in and you're guilty as hell.
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
When "cited Trump's support" is in the headline, the jury is in and you're guilty as hell.
No, this is crude and wasteful 👇
Corporations (clearly) have no incentive to do the right thing.
A living wage is the far lesser evil and it should be paid by those making record profits.
Corporations (clearly) have no incentive to do the right thing.
A living wage is the far lesser evil and it should be paid by those making record profits.
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
No, this is crude and wasteful 👇
Corporations (clearly) have no incentive to do the right thing.
A living wage is the far lesser evil and it should be paid by those making record profits.
Corporations (clearly) have no incentive to do the right thing.
A living wage is the far lesser evil and it should be paid by those making record profits.
Their idiocy is the only thing more consistent than their malice.
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Their idiocy is the only thing more consistent than their malice.
Wheels? The orange clown never even had a unicycle.
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Wheels? The orange clown never even had a unicycle.
Felon Husk accidentally revealed that Xitter's most prolific rage-baiters are foreigners...and then disabled the feature.
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Felon Husk accidentally revealed that Xitter's most prolific rage-baiters are foreigners...and then disabled the feature.
Damn straight.
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Damn straight.
He's a history buff, after all
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
He's a history buff, after all
Surely it's just a simple misunderstanding. Maybe the ADL can make sense of it for us.
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Surely it's just a simple misunderstanding. Maybe the ADL can make sense of it for us.
From the little piggy who brought us "Russia if you're listening..."
...and...
"I love Wikileaks!"
...comes...
"Boar on the Floor!"
...and...
"I love Wikileaks!"
...comes...
"Boar on the Floor!"
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 AM
From the little piggy who brought us "Russia if you're listening..."
...and...
"I love Wikileaks!"
...comes...
"Boar on the Floor!"
...and...
"I love Wikileaks!"
...comes...
"Boar on the Floor!"
Repressed feelings, anyone?
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Repressed feelings, anyone?