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Off to an incredible start at work.
The myth of "consensual" internet. Cloudflare does not consent.
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Somebody win I'm tired.
Joe Buck: Welcome to the top of the 47th Sun rises Sun keeps getting bigger Buck: yes World engulfed by flames Buck: oh God yes
October 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Never misses.
User is a Matt Yglesias follower
August 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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At least this smooth.
The Chicago bean
August 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Monkey's paw curls.

(The sentiment is kind and appreciated but also I am melting)
Weather forecast for 99 degree heat index with advisory.
June 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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May 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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When you've been working from home for 5 straight years and then get an onsite interview.
Google search for "men's wear not douchey"
May 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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aI iS tHe FuTuRe
Indeed notification for 'pope jobs'
April 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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...I have questions.
Screenshot of a search for Tony Evers which reveals a tonyeversxxx account.
April 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Darn it.
Screenshot of a search for pope jobs near Madison WI. No results.
April 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Every single person is on this list for the wrong reason.
Screenshot of trending topics "Scott Bessent, David Lynch, Bob Uecker and Ron DeSantis".
January 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Clear my calendar.
December 6, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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Kent Brockman next to a sign that reads "Hail Ants" during a news broadcast in which he preemptively surrenders to an imaginary invasion. Because he is a coward.
November 18, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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Kent Brockman next to a sign that reads "Hail Ants" during a news broadcast in which he preemptively surrenders to an imaginary invasion. Because he is a coward.
November 18, 2024 at 4:24 PM