ConstantineX
@constantinex.bsky.social
Broadsword calling Danny Boy…
Renaissance nerd. Music. Books. Games. Films. Football. Art. Cats.
Lives with a bossy, noisy cat called Jonesy. There will be photographs.
Renaissance nerd. Music. Books. Games. Films. Football. Art. Cats.
Lives with a bossy, noisy cat called Jonesy. There will be photographs.
There would be casualties. Namely me. Jonesy takes a dim view of the actual carrier I have for her.
This would result in deep lacerations to one’s arse being explained in A&E.
This would result in deep lacerations to one’s arse being explained in A&E.
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
There would be casualties. Namely me. Jonesy takes a dim view of the actual carrier I have for her.
This would result in deep lacerations to one’s arse being explained in A&E.
This would result in deep lacerations to one’s arse being explained in A&E.
Good Lord. I go away for three months and come back to discovering you’re listening to this…
…which I last heard off my nut during those weeks in hospital in Guildford in 98 on high strength pethidine.
…which I last heard off my nut during those weeks in hospital in Guildford in 98 on high strength pethidine.
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Good Lord. I go away for three months and come back to discovering you’re listening to this…
…which I last heard off my nut during those weeks in hospital in Guildford in 98 on high strength pethidine.
…which I last heard off my nut during those weeks in hospital in Guildford in 98 on high strength pethidine.
What a set list that is!
August 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
What a set list that is!
She’s back in now stalking and complaining about not being allowed to kill and eat a huge stinging thing….
July 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
She’s back in now stalking and complaining about not being allowed to kill and eat a huge stinging thing….
HahahahaahHa. I LOVE the spirit of enquiry there Fi. Thank God for the shower curtain! Or in my case, thank Argos!
July 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
HahahahaahHa. I LOVE the spirit of enquiry there Fi. Thank God for the shower curtain! Or in my case, thank Argos!
Hahahha. Yup. I lay there thinking ‘ I haven’t died so where’s the pain then?’
July 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Hahahha. Yup. I lay there thinking ‘ I haven’t died so where’s the pain then?’
I slipped getting out of the bath not so long ago and missed twatting my head bu a whisker. Not long after texted a pal saying ‘Fuck. I’ve started having falls’.
July 25, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I slipped getting out of the bath not so long ago and missed twatting my head bu a whisker. Not long after texted a pal saying ‘Fuck. I’ve started having falls’.
It’s the modem equivalent of being robbed by a highwayman on the over night London coach circa 1720.
July 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It’s the modem equivalent of being robbed by a highwayman on the over night London coach circa 1720.
That’s one big unit of a cat. Fantastic!
July 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
That’s one big unit of a cat. Fantastic!
Hahahahahha. Yeah that is terrifying.
July 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hahahahahha. Yeah that is terrifying.
I mean morally and spiritually you could argue he was for years!
July 8, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I mean morally and spiritually you could argue he was for years!
She really is.
It is my fervent belief that whatever magic is left on this rock is contained in cats.
It is my fervent belief that whatever magic is left on this rock is contained in cats.
July 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
She really is.
It is my fervent belief that whatever magic is left on this rock is contained in cats.
It is my fervent belief that whatever magic is left on this rock is contained in cats.
Oh will you look at that absolute beauty.
I’m compelled to head to the kitchen for treats by a mystical force!
My own knows this weakness in me and flashes her amber eyes at me!
I’m compelled to head to the kitchen for treats by a mystical force!
My own knows this weakness in me and flashes her amber eyes at me!
July 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Oh will you look at that absolute beauty.
I’m compelled to head to the kitchen for treats by a mystical force!
My own knows this weakness in me and flashes her amber eyes at me!
I’m compelled to head to the kitchen for treats by a mystical force!
My own knows this weakness in me and flashes her amber eyes at me!
Those eyes! Such a beauty even if she only has eyes for the chicken!
July 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Those eyes! Such a beauty even if she only has eyes for the chicken!
If it helps any Vee I have a weekly meeting I attend online and realised last week that I look like the bloody Unabomber or some loon who lives in a cabin in the woods ranting about conspiracy theories!
Beard and hair needed hacking back….
Beard and hair needed hacking back….
July 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
If it helps any Vee I have a weekly meeting I attend online and realised last week that I look like the bloody Unabomber or some loon who lives in a cabin in the woods ranting about conspiracy theories!
Beard and hair needed hacking back….
Beard and hair needed hacking back….
Sending love and solidarity Ben. The worst of all news.
July 3, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Sending love and solidarity Ben. The worst of all news.