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Dogs - Music - Kayaking - Bigfoot - I Choose The Bear
Funny how that term got spun around, yes?
December 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I was trying to keep a positive vibe, but in my head there were many curse words.
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Last year we were at our local watering hole. As one of the regulars was leaving, I said Happy Holidays! Mr Stick Up His A$$ says "you mean Merry Christmas" I responded with "yes, Christmas is one of many holidays included in the Happy Holidays sentiment...also you can go kick rocks"
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
a few years ago I took a misstep at a Scorpions concert and rolled like a tumbleweed about 10 rows down the stairs. It was pretty epic. Thankfully no real damage. I was finding new bruises daily for at least two weeks after.
I'm in my 50's. GenX don't give a f*$k.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Please for the love of all....NO!
I've been a Washington fan since I was 12 years old. This would be the one thing to make me turn on them forever.
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
October 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Someone please ask them to fix the spelling error on the banner.
It's Oregon...not Oregan
October 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This is so insane.
Tell me this snatch has never been to Portland with out saying she's never been to Portland.
October 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My boys were babies when Thurston happened in 1998.
Still babies when Columbine happened in 1999.
My boys are now grown, but they are still my babies.
I thought Columbine was the absolute worst it could get.
I was wrong. It definitely got worse.
Life in the country is horrifying.
August 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I was working and Juno was literally in my lap. Shaking, drooling, Pyr-Pawing. Full blown anxiety for hours.
Other than that it was exciting. LOL!
August 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Anytime a gaggle of geese are NOT attacking is a good time!
July 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Chicky McChickerson
July 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
We always end up with ducks following us on the river.
They all end up being named Daisy or Frank, depending on their displayed gender.
July 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I might have to try this with chicken (I don't eat any kind of fish)
July 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM