constablecrab
@constablecrab.bsky.social
I do work from home, with a webcam pointed at me, so yeah I get dressed.
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I do work from home, with a webcam pointed at me, so yeah I get dressed.
They once made a tower big enough for Baxter, but God knocked it down and made people speak different languages.
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
They once made a tower big enough for Baxter, but God knocked it down and made people speak different languages.
He's gorgeous, and you're an excellent cat parent.
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
He's gorgeous, and you're an excellent cat parent.
I don't see any reason for them to have delayed the season start unless whatever they're revealing at TGA is playable in Season 11. A playable Paladin would make sense, but I'm prepared to be underwhelmed by whatever it actually is.
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I don't see any reason for them to have delayed the season start unless whatever they're revealing at TGA is playable in Season 11. A playable Paladin would make sense, but I'm prepared to be underwhelmed by whatever it actually is.
Yeah, I don't miss paying for haircuts, but barber shops are pretty great.
December 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Yeah, I don't miss paying for haircuts, but barber shops are pretty great.
hashtag ban gran-gran?
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
hashtag ban gran-gran?
I can't imagine they'd delay the season and make their staff work late on Thursday just to overhype an announcement that doesn't affect the start of the season itself. Even with that weapon cosmetic, Paladin would come as a surprise, but I don't know what else makes sense.
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I can't imagine they'd delay the season and make their staff work late on Thursday just to overhype an announcement that doesn't affect the start of the season itself. Even with that weapon cosmetic, Paladin would come as a surprise, but I don't know what else makes sense.
I only had a four day weekend, and I could barely type Monday morning. That might also have something to do with the state of my hands after playing with my brother's very energetic kitten.
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I only had a four day weekend, and I could barely type Monday morning. That might also have something to do with the state of my hands after playing with my brother's very energetic kitten.
I'm a morning person, at least by the numbers, but I don't feel great about it.
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'm a morning person, at least by the numbers, but I don't feel great about it.
It's a bit of a slow start. They took a little while to feel out what their animators were capable of and what Nickelodeon would let them get away with, but it really hits around episode 13 and then it doesn't stop.
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
It's a bit of a slow start. They took a little while to feel out what their animators were capable of and what Nickelodeon would let them get away with, but it really hits around episode 13 and then it doesn't stop.
Lemme hear ya say WHEY-OH!
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Lemme hear ya say WHEY-OH!
Sugar cookie dough? If so, I've made those before and they're great.
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Sugar cookie dough? If so, I've made those before and they're great.
We've got enough of those worms here to open a bait shop.
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We've got enough of those worms here to open a bait shop.
Hell yeah, old lady! And Jesse!
November 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Hell yeah, old lady! And Jesse!
This is soft disclosure. Jocko was a cactus the whole time!
November 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This is soft disclosure. Jocko was a cactus the whole time!
That is definitely not what that Cormorant is doing.
October 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
That is definitely not what that Cormorant is doing.
But what about James Turner's cereal overdelivering?
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
But what about James Turner's cereal overdelivering?
But have you ever finagled having dinner at a friend's house offset an hour from your own dinner at home so you could have it twice in a night?
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 AM
But have you ever finagled having dinner at a friend's house offset an hour from your own dinner at home so you could have it twice in a night?
That's the clearest Bigfoot photo I've ever seen!
October 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
That's the clearest Bigfoot photo I've ever seen!
To boldly grow where no mush has grown before.
October 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
To boldly grow where no mush has grown before.
cat + giraffe = carafe?
October 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
cat + giraffe = carafe?
I want an owlcatdeer! Why not me??
October 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I want an owlcatdeer! Why not me??
One's brain does not stop writing even when one's body has other plans.
October 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
One's brain does not stop writing even when one's body has other plans.
If you have a problem. If no one else can help. And if you can find them. Maybe you can hire... the T-Team!
October 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If you have a problem. If no one else can help. And if you can find them. Maybe you can hire... the T-Team!