I’ve found Kava to be an excellent alcohol replacement

It’s a lot of the same “look at what you’re making me do” logic that abusers use to justify beating their wives and girlfriends

Not letting people buy guns is cool and based

“Which I’m instructed to accept as real” is so fucking funny

When I go on vacation I like to relax with a recreational coffee and a bottle of sweet baby rays barbecue sauce

It’s called a Dunlop valve

Business as usual

Me, voice riddled with fear and anxiety: “tomato prices”

3 is best, but thoughts on option 1 vs options 2?

Yeah I’m concerned that all of the vision zero work my city is doing right now will some day be used as evidence that vision zero doesn’t work/is a waste of money

if you’re actually interested in teaching kids languages maybe this is something you should pay attention to. There’s a whole generation of children across the world who speak fluent English from watching fortnight streams

This is an issue for regular mopeds as well. A lot of states make a legal distinction between mopeds that are bigger or smaller than 50cc, but there's no way to tell my looking at them other than their speed

AND the people who annoy me online can’t like it