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Hootspa
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Onetime editor/police reporter. #SepsisSurvivor. Fan of Hand-marked Paper Ballots, King of the Hill, classic film & dogs. Food. Affirmed: Cinnamon rolls deserve raisins. Own over 1000 LIFE magazines. Tidbits of trivia. Compassion. Balance. Smart assery.
Benjamin, when it comes to Tom Ewell, be sure to seek out the “Taxi” episode “Nardo Loses Her Marbles.” Great episode and one of the all time great guest performances.
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Never has there been a better ad juxtaposition than what just came across my FB feed:
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God bless Reddit.
March 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Gird your loins, Johnson&Johnson. The DOGEPatrol will be on your tail.

As Emily Litella might say, “What’s all this fuss I keep hearing about antibodies for bisexuals?
March 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
You frogs have spent 30 years burbling around in the FOX News hate…er, uh HOT spring, enjoying your spa time.

Well get ready….
March 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Fitness as a gauge of value:

“Games and prizes, kids! Step right up! You passed? Great! Go back to class.”

“You didn’t? You’ll do better next time. But to make it all better, climb on this bus. We have free ice cream and puppies!”

Whisked away….never to be seen again.
February 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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BTW, this little stunt by the cosplaying adolescent bros? Great way to create generational grudges and terrorism in the years to come.
February 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
February 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Well this happened this evening. Briefly. Before I backed out and selected it again from the Roku menu:
February 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
January 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Zuckerberg’s morphed from Julius Caesar into a bouncy spaniel eager to please daddy.
January 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This JC Penny FB ad is one of the most glaring advertising failures ever and the FB comments reflect that. My thoughts? This looks like the fail in a 1970s Glamour mag’s Do’s and Dont’s column. And that price point is no bargain. Wow. #FashionBackward
January 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
2025 goal: Less online time and more time with these classics that I thrifted years ago. History. Culture. Art. “Horizon: A Magazine of the Arts.” “Metropolitan Museum of Art: Seminars in Art with John Canaday.” #1950s #1960s
January 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM