Conrad Swanson
@conradswanson.bsky.social
Climate change reporter for the Seattle Times. Man of means by no means.
ALERT!!
Please tune your radios to Nate Dogg’s Nobody Does it Better (feat. Warren G) and wish @kayah.bsky.social a happy birthday!!
Please tune your radios to Nate Dogg’s Nobody Does it Better (feat. Warren G) and wish @kayah.bsky.social a happy birthday!!
October 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
ALERT!!
Please tune your radios to Nate Dogg’s Nobody Does it Better (feat. Warren G) and wish @kayah.bsky.social a happy birthday!!
Please tune your radios to Nate Dogg’s Nobody Does it Better (feat. Warren G) and wish @kayah.bsky.social a happy birthday!!
starting to think I might not be a very good Plant Dad
October 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
starting to think I might not be a very good Plant Dad
I’m sorry, Judy, what?
October 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I’m sorry, Judy, what?
I've climbed tougher mountains than Desolation Peak.
But I really can't remember when.
But I really can't remember when.
October 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I've climbed tougher mountains than Desolation Peak.
But I really can't remember when.
But I really can't remember when.
I suggested that John maybe shouldn’t use newspaper to drain his bacon grease and now I’m even more confused than when we started
October 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I suggested that John maybe shouldn’t use newspaper to drain his bacon grease and now I’m even more confused than when we started
The Seattle Times is great for all your packing and glass-cleaning needs
But if you’re using a newspaper to drain bacon, I fear you’re doing it wrong
But if you’re using a newspaper to drain bacon, I fear you’re doing it wrong
October 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The Seattle Times is great for all your packing and glass-cleaning needs
But if you’re using a newspaper to drain bacon, I fear you’re doing it wrong
But if you’re using a newspaper to drain bacon, I fear you’re doing it wrong
Our neighbor keeps complaining about her rat problem while simultaneously insisting that she has to leave food in her yard “for the crows”
October 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Our neighbor keeps complaining about her rat problem while simultaneously insisting that she has to leave food in her yard “for the crows”
school’s so hard up for cash they’re hitting up randos and pretending they’re alumni
bold strategy, let’s see if it pays off
bold strategy, let’s see if it pays off
October 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
school’s so hard up for cash they’re hitting up randos and pretending they’re alumni
bold strategy, let’s see if it pays off
bold strategy, let’s see if it pays off
sometimes when frida pawlo lays on her back she looks like this
September 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
sometimes when frida pawlo lays on her back she looks like this
Waste of time, Brent. Stupid email. Meaningless.
September 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Waste of time, Brent. Stupid email. Meaningless.
Editor: please stop making Patrick Swayze rhymes in your stories
Me after my third cup of coffee: Uh oh y’all, it’s getting kinda hazy…
Me after my third cup of coffee: Uh oh y’all, it’s getting kinda hazy…
September 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Editor: please stop making Patrick Swayze rhymes in your stories
Me after my third cup of coffee: Uh oh y’all, it’s getting kinda hazy…
Me after my third cup of coffee: Uh oh y’all, it’s getting kinda hazy…
News flash jerk weeds: I QUIT.
Just struck it rich with Goldmbn Sbchs!!!! You’re never going to see me again. I’m going to take my millions and build a huge moat to keep all of you away from me and my money
Just struck it rich with Goldmbn Sbchs!!!! You’re never going to see me again. I’m going to take my millions and build a huge moat to keep all of you away from me and my money
August 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
News flash jerk weeds: I QUIT.
Just struck it rich with Goldmbn Sbchs!!!! You’re never going to see me again. I’m going to take my millions and build a huge moat to keep all of you away from me and my money
Just struck it rich with Goldmbn Sbchs!!!! You’re never going to see me again. I’m going to take my millions and build a huge moat to keep all of you away from me and my money
you telling me we came from drought 100 years ago why we still got drought?
August 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
you telling me we came from drought 100 years ago why we still got drought?
when you know the really good reader comments are coming
August 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
when you know the really good reader comments are coming
Who massacred the trees at Grand Ridge Park and why?
A Pacific Northwest mystery: www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
A Pacific Northwest mystery: www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
June 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Who massacred the trees at Grand Ridge Park and why?
A Pacific Northwest mystery: www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
A Pacific Northwest mystery: www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Washington state just joined a lawsuit to protect its electric vehicle mandate against Trump’s latest attack.
And, for once, I actually heard back from the White House when I asked for comment. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
And, for once, I actually heard back from the White House when I asked for comment. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
June 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Washington state just joined a lawsuit to protect its electric vehicle mandate against Trump’s latest attack.
And, for once, I actually heard back from the White House when I asked for comment. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
And, for once, I actually heard back from the White House when I asked for comment. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Yeah, I got that Real ID
May 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Yeah, I got that Real ID
This is also a @kayah.bsky.social appreciation thread.
She is now a certified master gardener in two (2) states and it's been such a joy to watch her learn and grow and become her most authentic, badass self.
K-dot is also an incredible partner for literally any jet-setting adventure.
She is now a certified master gardener in two (2) states and it's been such a joy to watch her learn and grow and become her most authentic, badass self.
K-dot is also an incredible partner for literally any jet-setting adventure.
April 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This is also a @kayah.bsky.social appreciation thread.
She is now a certified master gardener in two (2) states and it's been such a joy to watch her learn and grow and become her most authentic, badass self.
K-dot is also an incredible partner for literally any jet-setting adventure.
She is now a certified master gardener in two (2) states and it's been such a joy to watch her learn and grow and become her most authentic, badass self.
K-dot is also an incredible partner for literally any jet-setting adventure.
I would also like to take this moment to acknowledge this hog, who I named Wilbur.
A few local dudes in Hawi captured Wilbur, tied him up and brought him to an undisclosed location to be released. I hope he's doing well and roaming free.
A few local dudes in Hawi captured Wilbur, tied him up and brought him to an undisclosed location to be released. I hope he's doing well and roaming free.
April 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I would also like to take this moment to acknowledge this hog, who I named Wilbur.
A few local dudes in Hawi captured Wilbur, tied him up and brought him to an undisclosed location to be released. I hope he's doing well and roaming free.
A few local dudes in Hawi captured Wilbur, tied him up and brought him to an undisclosed location to be released. I hope he's doing well and roaming free.
Really, the entire Big Island was a treat
April 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Really, the entire Big Island was a treat