I like this a lot. It’s like a brain cleanser!

Did I tell you about that time 8 years ago when I said I refuse to even entertain the idea of being a part of Facebook and they never contacted me since? FB recruiters used to reach out once in a while but not anymore. I think I'm on a list. I think I like being on that list.

Yeah but I really shouldn’t bring my laptop to the shower with me

Wow thank you for sharing your process! (Also the reformatory was so heart breakingly good)

I absolutely believe this because I know one day I’m going to NEED one of my cables

I’m just hopping from one billionaire’s social media website to another’s

Hellloooo

Hii