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Conor
@conortm98.bsky.social
It’s sky o clock
Actor-Writer-Eater of too much pasta
Got in an uber and the drivers listening to murder podcast 😕
October 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When did Jesus get a middle name? What’s the H for?
October 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The Chair Company makes me yearn for Suburban Ohio.
October 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Hurt my back being the bottom of a cheer pyramid in an improv scene the other day. So that’s how my like is going take it as you will.
October 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
But is Spock ok?
September 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Remember kids it’s Pumpkin Spice season not Pump in ICE season
September 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I guess Kraft singles again
September 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Hope there’s no weird sex thing going on at 35 anniversary screening of the live action TMNT-oh god damn it!
August 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Guys only want one thing
August 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
That L is doing some real heavy lifting
July 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Oh I thought they were cured of that
July 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“My blood sugar is low”
“Let me slow cook you a chicken”
The Bear is a comedy guys idk what to tell you
July 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
You have no idea how frustrating it is to not have any context for the fucking orc city thing. The fuck is that shit
July 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Nothing says first day of summer like a broken AC first thing in the morning
June 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Are the cosplaying The Blues Brothers without sunglasses or are they chill Amish
June 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This is the future liberals want
June 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Repeat the city’s name again slowly.
Oh good. People waving Mexican flags in Los Angeles.
June 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Tomorrow is a strange choice I’ll be honest
June 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Stay out of my bedroom Dude Wipes
June 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Bro ive been where you are, just grab some ice cream and call him tomorrow
June 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
In other news Trump
Has announced that Adrian dude, who’s DEFINITELY NOT Musks burner account as new head of DOGE
May 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!"
May 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The left strikes again 🙄🙄🙄🙄
The new Jason Voorhees redesign has been revealed.

This design will be used across future movies, gaming, merchandise & more.
May 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Wild that Sonic’s ad line is “gotta live free” since after eating there I find myself confined to the bathroom
May 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM