Conor Lastowka
@conorlastowka.bsky.social
RiffTrax, 372 Pages, Pole Vault Championship, Gone Whalin'
Was playing some mega man 6 to wile away the nervous energy and beat a boss and got this screen which i choose to interpret as a good omen
November 5, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Was playing some mega man 6 to wile away the nervous energy and beat a boss and got this screen which i choose to interpret as a good omen
Unacceptable that "never having to see this guy's face again" failed to become the biggest issue of this election cycle
November 5, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Unacceptable that "never having to see this guy's face again" failed to become the biggest issue of this election cycle
Happy Halloween from the greatest author photo of all time
October 31, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Happy Halloween from the greatest author photo of all time
Heard it was the anniversary of the immortal "Cow Tools" Far Side. Coincidentally, one of the cow tools makes an appearance in the art for the RiffTrax we're releasing on Friday. A few more easter eggs in there as well. Poster by the great Lucas Antoniak.
October 30, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Heard it was the anniversary of the immortal "Cow Tools" Far Side. Coincidentally, one of the cow tools makes an appearance in the art for the RiffTrax we're releasing on Friday. A few more easter eggs in there as well. Poster by the great Lucas Antoniak.
This line about 'high level standup fans' from an old interview with the trump rally comedian is actually legitimately funny. Like after you fill up your Comedy Knower punch card at Zanies they bring you to a secret room like in Scientology and give a Ted Talk on the nuances of George Floyd jokes
October 29, 2024 at 5:14 PM
This line about 'high level standup fans' from an old interview with the trump rally comedian is actually legitimately funny. Like after you fill up your Comedy Knower punch card at Zanies they bring you to a secret room like in Scientology and give a Ted Talk on the nuances of George Floyd jokes
I also very much enjoyed the sentence "Trevor realizes this as he stands there thinking about Alucard."
October 29, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I also very much enjoyed the sentence "Trevor realizes this as he stands there thinking about Alucard."
I have had the NES on for the past *mumbles an embarrassingly large number indistinctly* days and finally beat Castlevania 3. That is this week's existential evil vanquished, now time to take care of another next week.
October 29, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I have had the NES on for the past *mumbles an embarrassingly large number indistinctly* days and finally beat Castlevania 3. That is this week's existential evil vanquished, now time to take care of another next week.
New @rifftrax.bsky.social short from me and @seanthomason.bsky.social coming tomorrow!
October 28, 2024 at 9:51 PM
New @rifftrax.bsky.social short from me and @seanthomason.bsky.social coming tomorrow!
Custom Halloween sign has arrived!
October 6, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Custom Halloween sign has arrived!
When you see the FedEx arrow for the first time
December 11, 2023 at 1:02 AM
When you see the FedEx arrow for the first time
How nature says "Do not touch"
December 6, 2023 at 6:07 PM
How nature says "Do not touch"
Here's what I did today
November 30, 2023 at 10:31 PM
Here's what I did today
When you get the SD card out of the packaging
November 30, 2023 at 10:06 PM
When you get the SD card out of the packaging
The one where Bluey and his son install porn "accountability software" on their phones
November 6, 2023 at 12:26 AM
The one where Bluey and his son install porn "accountability software" on their phones
uh, what the hell is going on on the monster cereal's homepage?
November 1, 2023 at 8:13 PM
uh, what the hell is going on on the monster cereal's homepage?
Was presented with an unexpected offer when I went to check out lane rates at our local bowling alley
November 1, 2023 at 7:36 PM
Was presented with an unexpected offer when I went to check out lane rates at our local bowling alley
I have wanted to pull off this costume for a long time. Make your dreams a reality.
October 29, 2023 at 1:53 AM
I have wanted to pull off this costume for a long time. Make your dreams a reality.
This guy loved The Naked Clone, you probably will too! www.amazon.com/Naked-Clone-...
October 18, 2023 at 2:01 PM
This guy loved The Naked Clone, you probably will too! www.amazon.com/Naked-Clone-...
Best of all is this person who changed their personal FB page to cosplay as Slylock Fox but then posted a long rant about their local gas utility
October 17, 2023 at 2:15 PM
Best of all is this person who changed their personal FB page to cosplay as Slylock Fox but then posted a long rant about their local gas utility
Max Mouse appears to be doing his own research on "doppelganger theory", so that's nice and batshit
October 17, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Max Mouse appears to be doing his own research on "doppelganger theory", so that's nice and batshit