Parhelion
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we don't even know if birds enjoy the wind.
November 22, 2024 at 8:16 PM
we don't even know if birds enjoy the wind.
This cost-effectiveness intervention is 10-13x cash.
Don't you mean 2.9-3.7x?
Don't you mean 2.9-3.7x?
November 22, 2024 at 7:14 PM
This cost-effectiveness intervention is 10-13x cash.
Don't you mean 2.9-3.7x?
Don't you mean 2.9-3.7x?
while the ships glide across the harbor like clouds
November 22, 2024 at 7:09 PM
while the ships glide across the harbor like clouds
Please don’t uplift our prey. Please don’t uplift our predators.
May 1, 2023 at 2:11 AM
Please don’t uplift our prey. Please don’t uplift our predators.
They believe the end of the world is already here, it just isn’t evenly distributed.
May 1, 2023 at 2:09 AM
They believe the end of the world is already here, it just isn’t evenly distributed.
The birds think that heaven is infinitely tall, that one can dive for a thousand years.
May 1, 2023 at 2:06 AM
The birds think that heaven is infinitely tall, that one can dive for a thousand years.
Put a spooky story on substack yesterday 👀
You Cannot
Your body does things and you follow along.
open.substack.com
April 29, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Put a spooky story on substack yesterday 👀
The birds watching the drive-in movies are getting the wrong ideas. They think humans have lives full of drama. They think humans start unhappy and become happy. They think humans start weak and become strong.
April 29, 2023 at 2:35 AM
The birds watching the drive-in movies are getting the wrong ideas. They think humans have lives full of drama. They think humans start unhappy and become happy. They think humans start weak and become strong.
The dust has consciousness. The tremor in a voice has consciousness. The fall of a hammer has consciousness.
April 28, 2023 at 10:45 AM
The dust has consciousness. The tremor in a voice has consciousness. The fall of a hammer has consciousness.
The birds have no word for suffering. When humans explain the concept to them, they pretend to understand it but they can't. All we've ever wanted to do is fly and all we ever do is fly.
April 28, 2023 at 10:06 AM
The birds have no word for suffering. When humans explain the concept to them, they pretend to understand it but they can't. All we've ever wanted to do is fly and all we ever do is fly.
When the birds domesticate wolves they become something far from dogs.
April 17, 2023 at 1:12 AM
When the birds domesticate wolves they become something far from dogs.
The startup found a treatment to trigger memories of past lives, but when others saw that the participants became solemn and joyless, uptake tanked. The product was shelved.
April 16, 2023 at 8:10 PM
The startup found a treatment to trigger memories of past lives, but when others saw that the participants became solemn and joyless, uptake tanked. The product was shelved.
They have music playing in their homes 24 hours a day. They believe that if it were to be turned off, they would go deaf. It is unclear if this was once a spiritual belief. Now it is a matter of fact.
April 16, 2023 at 2:48 PM
They have music playing in their homes 24 hours a day. They believe that if it were to be turned off, they would go deaf. It is unclear if this was once a spiritual belief. Now it is a matter of fact.
"You’re not from Phobos, you’re not from Deimos, you are nothing. Unfortunately, though, you are something, a stranger."
April 16, 2023 at 12:05 PM
"You’re not from Phobos, you’re not from Deimos, you are nothing. Unfortunately, though, you are something, a stranger."
do you think there are still machines on the other continents?
April 16, 2023 at 11:55 AM
do you think there are still machines on the other continents?
do you think there are still birds on the other continents?
April 16, 2023 at 11:49 AM
do you think there are still birds on the other continents?
You can't remember any of your dreams. But you must be doing terrible things in them and deliberately forgetting. Why else would you feel so guilty when you wake up?
April 16, 2023 at 3:07 AM
You can't remember any of your dreams. But you must be doing terrible things in them and deliberately forgetting. Why else would you feel so guilty when you wake up?
Childhood is thinking you’ll rule a galaxy. Adulthood is accepting you’ll only rule a planet.
April 15, 2023 at 5:47 PM
Childhood is thinking you’ll rule a galaxy. Adulthood is accepting you’ll only rule a planet.
You crash on an island with your colleagues. When you make a rescue signal they put it out. “Accept the world as it is.” When you spell HELP with logs they roll them away. “Desire is the cause of your suffering.” When you build your ship they cut it apart. “You’re scaring the newborns.”
April 15, 2023 at 2:24 PM
You crash on an island with your colleagues. When you make a rescue signal they put it out. “Accept the world as it is.” When you spell HELP with logs they roll them away. “Desire is the cause of your suffering.” When you build your ship they cut it apart. “You’re scaring the newborns.”
They are programmed to self-destruct when their true name is invoked.
April 15, 2023 at 10:57 AM
They are programmed to self-destruct when their true name is invoked.
They believe there are thousands of levels of hells and this is one of the early ones.
April 14, 2023 at 5:43 PM
They believe there are thousands of levels of hells and this is one of the early ones.
This mask will protect you from memetic contagion. It isn’t perfect. If you see others taking theirs off, run and hide. Beliefs change faster than cells and most are malignant.
April 14, 2023 at 2:39 AM
This mask will protect you from memetic contagion. It isn’t perfect. If you see others taking theirs off, run and hide. Beliefs change faster than cells and most are malignant.
Your wife doesn’t know there are still nukes. She thinks that ended with the first age. She doesn’t have the clearance to know. And you prefer it that way.
April 14, 2023 at 2:33 AM
Your wife doesn’t know there are still nukes. She thinks that ended with the first age. She doesn’t have the clearance to know. And you prefer it that way.
They can look at a location and tell you what will happen there. The most powerful men in the world pay them to search for their deaths.
April 13, 2023 at 11:30 PM
They can look at a location and tell you what will happen there. The most powerful men in the world pay them to search for their deaths.