Mystery why this calamitous show, that literally nobody you know has ever watched, and its Woody Woodpecker host haven’t been carted off to the glue factory ages ago.

“This summit wasn’t about migration, and there’s many pressing issues in the Balkans, but here’s a pointless analysis about small boats nonetheless.”

Wonder how long it will take the thugs in the street to adopt this weasel term.

Great piece. Meaningful writing.

Connolly's excuses for going on regime junkets are the height of arrogance and privilege, saying they “empowered me, enabled me & made me stronger as a voice for peace.” Unclear how she advanced the cause of peace by mingling with perpetrators of war crimes.

Can 100% see him actually doing this though.

But of course that would not elicit flashy macho headlines, so instead we'll send our boys in blue to Vojvodina with some night vision goggles.