Conjuay
@conjuay.bsky.social
Hug a tree. Hug a moose. Hug Canada.
I can't find a frog costume for the MARCH on the 18th - even Amazon won't deliver until end of October! I tried contacted the person who did this -
October 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I can't find a frog costume for the MARCH on the 18th - even Amazon won't deliver until end of October! I tried contacted the person who did this -
Now THIS is a great shirt.
"But, but, but, it promotes violence."
Yeah, but tell me when in this country's history
violence hasn't been promoted?
"But, but, but, it promotes violence."
Yeah, but tell me when in this country's history
violence hasn't been promoted?
September 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Now THIS is a great shirt.
"But, but, but, it promotes violence."
Yeah, but tell me when in this country's history
violence hasn't been promoted?
"But, but, but, it promotes violence."
Yeah, but tell me when in this country's history
violence hasn't been promoted?
It's call 'Vat 69', not vat eighty
Another lie from the liar in chief.
Another lie from the liar in chief.
September 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It's call 'Vat 69', not vat eighty
Another lie from the liar in chief.
Another lie from the liar in chief.
Wow dude!
Flashbacks to 1939 in Madison Square Garden.
Flashbacks to 1939 in Madison Square Garden.
September 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Wow dude!
Flashbacks to 1939 in Madison Square Garden.
Flashbacks to 1939 in Madison Square Garden.
Yeah, I grow tomatoes like that.
(That's why I grow orchids instead)
(That's why I grow orchids instead)
July 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Yeah, I grow tomatoes like that.
(That's why I grow orchids instead)
(That's why I grow orchids instead)
Papilionanthe Miss Joaquim
I've owned this orchid for more than twenty years, FINALY got it to bud and bloom. It's the only hybridized plant to be listed as a 'state flower', (Singapore).
I've owned this orchid for more than twenty years, FINALY got it to bud and bloom. It's the only hybridized plant to be listed as a 'state flower', (Singapore).
June 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Papilionanthe Miss Joaquim
I've owned this orchid for more than twenty years, FINALY got it to bud and bloom. It's the only hybridized plant to be listed as a 'state flower', (Singapore).
I've owned this orchid for more than twenty years, FINALY got it to bud and bloom. It's the only hybridized plant to be listed as a 'state flower', (Singapore).
Hayward Wisconsin? Hayseed Wisconsin? Backward Wisconsin - Do you know that is the most times I spelled 'Wisconsin' in 72 years?
May 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hayward Wisconsin? Hayseed Wisconsin? Backward Wisconsin - Do you know that is the most times I spelled 'Wisconsin' in 72 years?
Actually, I applied for asylum in Lego Land. You are required to have a child no older than twelve to be admitted.
May 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Actually, I applied for asylum in Lego Land. You are required to have a child no older than twelve to be admitted.
I'll see your cat, and raise you three kittens😁
May 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I'll see your cat, and raise you three kittens😁
Yesterday, 5/8/25 in CFL
May 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Yesterday, 5/8/25 in CFL
As a kid, I saw pictures of this bird, and never believed I would ever see it in real life. Well, it was worth the wait,
April 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
As a kid, I saw pictures of this bird, and never believed I would ever see it in real life. Well, it was worth the wait,
Regarding 'stable genius'
April 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Regarding 'stable genius'
I remember seeing a picture of this gem and thinking I'd never come across one in real life. It took probably 60 years, but I was finally proven wrong.
A painted bunting.
A painted bunting.
April 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I remember seeing a picture of this gem and thinking I'd never come across one in real life. It took probably 60 years, but I was finally proven wrong.
A painted bunting.
A painted bunting.
Not all orchids grow in trees.
April 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Not all orchids grow in trees.
"Tasteful" is when you have to push the orchids aside to get to your breakfast😊
April 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Tasteful" is when you have to push the orchids aside to get to your breakfast😊
I guess not all cats have 9 lives; but most of ours have 9 aliases. This was 'Jazz', AKA 'Da Gangsta', AKA 'Murder Mittens'. We really have no idea what happened to his ear, But we tell people he lost it in a bar fight -saying that improved his street cred.
RIP, buddy.
RIP, buddy.
March 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I guess not all cats have 9 lives; but most of ours have 9 aliases. This was 'Jazz', AKA 'Da Gangsta', AKA 'Murder Mittens'. We really have no idea what happened to his ear, But we tell people he lost it in a bar fight -saying that improved his street cred.
RIP, buddy.
RIP, buddy.
I want to thank whoever I stole this mime from - I'm getting a lot of mileage from it!
February 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I want to thank whoever I stole this mime from - I'm getting a lot of mileage from it!
"You know, I beat Secretariat, and Seattle Slew back in 1985. No one ever talks about it, but when they do, it's with tears in their eyes. Mr President," they say, "Sir you are the biggest horses ass ever!"
January 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"You know, I beat Secretariat, and Seattle Slew back in 1985. No one ever talks about it, but when they do, it's with tears in their eyes. Mr President," they say, "Sir you are the biggest horses ass ever!"