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Confused Unicorn
@confusedunicorn.bsky.social
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I cuss & get frustrated. Former exec. board for OH 2nd largest family homeless shelter. Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. Karma is a b♡tch who hits back hard! DM's r off
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confusedunicorn.bsky.social
That's adorable!
A statue in Istanbul to honor Tombili a famous stray cat. He used to sit in this position and watch passers by.
March 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
confusedunicorn.bsky.social
Notice the caption and the words behind him. "Depart Justice" as he lies.... poetic
Words behind his head say "depart justice" as caption says "Lies during speech at DOJ".
March 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
confusedunicorn.bsky.social
Lol.
Whoever came up with the word -dentures, really missed the opportunity to call them substitooths
March 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
confusedunicorn.bsky.social
Current mood today... and I made the iron on myself just because of my feelings of attitude lately.
😆 🤣 😂 🦄
March 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
confusedunicorn.bsky.social
Hello, my Lovelies. Hope you're having a good Friday.
The evolution of Dino nuggets lol
March 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
confusedunicorn.bsky.social
Well, I made them. I have "I did that" stickers for sale. Big ones are 3 for 7.00 S&H included, or 6 smalls for 11 with S&H also included.

Let me know in the comments I have a PayPal business account
Felon pointing and yelling with Yep! I DID THAT written on the sticker
March 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
confusedunicorn.bsky.social
Lol
Construction cone in a pot hole. Caption says: At the first sight of spring, the state flower xan be seen blooming on every roadside.
March 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
confusedunicorn.bsky.social
Good afternoon my Lovelies. Here's another gigglesnort for the day. Lol
Sign that says "People write Congrats because they can't spell congrajlashens"
March 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
confusedunicorn.bsky.social
Hello my Lovelies, I hope you are all having a pleasant evening... here is some humor I'm sharing to help you get through the rest of today 😉 😜 🦄
Picture of corn on the cob, with a scoop of cracked corn. Words say "I care, Jimmy" "I care"
March 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
confusedunicorn.bsky.social
After the past week. I think this rise back up more than 1%

www.fanniemae.com/research-and....
Picture of Fanny Mae's website. "Non Farm payroll employment growth surprised to the upside in January, rising by 143,000. The employment rate Dell one-tenrh to 4.0 percent. The prior two months had a combined upward revision of 100,000 jobs."
February 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
confusedunicorn.bsky.social
Ha! I will raise you one med by $900, I have one alone that is 1822.66 a month. Then add on the 10 others. I might as well go crazy and die instead of even trying to buy half of them!! I live on 960 a month, survivors benefits, disabled under 65. I feel your pain.
February 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
confusedunicorn.bsky.social
Love this! Speaking with her baby Sam.
February 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
confusedunicorn.bsky.social
@anitainauss.bsky.social I have the same toilet brush!!!!
Toilet brush in the shape of trump with his hair as the brush.
February 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
confusedunicorn.bsky.social
My Vraylar discount is pathetic and the price itself is just stupid, for a 30 day supply lowest milligram avaliable. 🙄

Smh!!!
Picture of a sticker from a bottle of the antidepressant Vraylar $1822.66 discounted to $1434.59 for a 30 day supply
February 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
confusedunicorn.bsky.social
Maga troll who likes to tell women to fuck off when they assert their charm when verbally assaulted for looking up news sources ffs blocky blocky
February 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
confusedunicorn.bsky.social
Just as I said yesterday. It's all retribution. He feels he was picked on, and now everyone must pay.
Eileen Workman is an author and essayist, who previously spent 16 years in the financial industry as First Vice President of Investments at a major Wall Street firm, until she had a spiritual awakening and left that field. She has worked with Trump, and now offers this about him: ------------------------------------- "I know a little something that so many do not appreciate about Donald Trump, but that those of us who worked with him in the financial services game have known for many decades—long before he ever made a run at national politics. "His stated motives rarely reveal his true agenda. His showmanship and charisma bedazzles the uninformed, which is exactly how he likes it. He never signed a contract or met an agreement he wouldn’t violate or wriggle out of if it suited his hidden agenda. He never met an investor whose purse he didn’t consider his own in some strategic way. And he never met a human being he wouldn’t screw in order to advance or satisfy himself. "If you want to understand his beef with Panama, don’t look at the canal to which he now points. Look at Trump enterprises and their fraught financial and criminal relationship with Panama, and look to the Russian oligarchs who bought condos in his Panama Tower. If you want to understand his fixation with Gaza, don’t look at the Palestinian or Israeli people; look at the real estate value he now perceives that Gaza holds, and he’d like to unlock. If you want to understand his insane, obsessive beef with energy renewable windmills, don’t look at the wind energy aspect; look at his beef with Scotland over his golf course and the nearby windmills that damaged his idea of its aesthetics. "If you want to understand his irrational hatred of Obama, don’t look at the policies of the Obama administration; look to the annual press corp dinner where Obama poked fun at him and bruised his ego. If you want to understand his demonization of Democrats, look not to Democratic social policy, but to the fact they did… Eileen Workman is an author and essayist, who previously spent 16 years in the financial industry as First Vice President of Investments at a major Wall Street firm, until she had a spiritual awakening and left that field. She has worked with Trump, and now offers this about him: ------------------------------------- "I know a little something that so many do not appreciate about Donald Trump, but that those of us who worked with him in the financial services game have known for many decades—long before he ever made a run at national politics. "His stated motives rarely reveal his true agenda. His showmanship and charisma bedazzles the uninformed, which is exactly how he likes it. He never signed a contract or met an agreement he wouldn’t violate or wriggle out of if it suited his hidden agenda. He never met an investor whose purse he didn’t consider his own in some strategic way. And he never met a human being he wouldn’t screw in order to advance or satisfy himself. "If you want to understand his beef with Panama, don’t look at the canal to which he now points. Look at Trump enterprises and their fraught financial and criminal relationship with Panama, and look to the Russian oligarchs who bought condos in his Panama Tower. If you want to understand his fixation with Gaza, don’t look at the Palestinian or Israeli people; look at the real estate value he now perceives that Gaza holds, and he’d like to unlock. If you want to understand his insane, obsessive beef with energy renewable windmills, don’t look at the wind energy aspect; look at his beef with Scotland over his golf course and the nearby windmills that damaged his idea of its aesthetics. "If you want to understand his irrational hatred of Obama, don’t look at the policies of the Obama administration; look to the annual press corp dinner where Obama poked fun at him and bruised his ego. If you want to understand his demonization of Democrats, look not to Democratic social policy, but to the fact they did… Eileen Workman is an author and essayist, who previously spent 16 years in the financial industry as First Vice President of Investments at a major Wall Street firm, until she had a spiritual awakening and left that field. She has worked with Trump, and now offers this about him: ------------------------------------- "I know a little something that so many do not appreciate about Donald Trump, but that those of us who worked with him in the financial services game have known for many decades—long before he ever made a run at national politics. "His stated motives rarely reveal his true agenda. His showmanship and charisma bedazzles the uninformed, which is exactly how he likes it. He never signed a contract or met an agreement he wouldn’t violate or wriggle out of if it suited his hidden agenda. He never met an investor whose purse he didn’t consider his own in some strategic way. And he never met a human being he wouldn’t screw in order to advance or satisfy himself. "If you want to understand his beef with Panama, don’t look at the canal to which he now points. Look at Trump enterprises and their fraught financial and criminal relationship with Panama, and look to the Russian oligarchs who bought condos in his Panama Tower. If you want to understand his fixation with Gaza, don’t look at the Palestinian or Israeli people; look at the real estate value he now perceives that Gaza holds, and he’d like to unlock. If you want to understand his insane, obsessive beef with energy renewable windmills, don’t look at the wind energy aspect; look at his beef with Scotland over his golf course and the nearby windmills that damaged his idea of its aesthetics. "If you want to understand his irrational hatred of Obama, don’t look at the policies of the Obama administration; look to the annual press corp dinner where Obama poked fun at him and bruised his ego. If you want to understand his demonization of Democrats, look not to Democratic social policy, but to the fact they did… Eileen Workman is an author and essayist, who previously spent 16 years in the financial industry as First Vice President of Investments at a major Wall Street firm, until she had a spiritual awakening and left that field. She has worked with Trump, and now offers this about him: ------------------------------------- "I know a little something that so many do not appreciate about Donald Trump, but that those of us who worked with him in the financial services game have known for many decades—long before he ever made a run at national politics. "His stated motives rarely reveal his true agenda. His showmanship and charisma bedazzles the uninformed, which is exactly how he likes it. He never signed a contract or met an agreement he wouldn’t violate or wriggle out of if it suited his hidden agenda. He never met an investor whose purse he didn’t consider his own in some strategic way. And he never met a human being he wouldn’t screw in order to advance or satisfy himself. "If you want to understand his beef with Panama, don’t look at the canal to which he now points. Look at Trump enterprises and their fraught financial and criminal relationship with Panama, and look to the Russian oligarchs who bought condos in his Panama Tower. If you want to understand his fixation with Gaza, don’t look at the Palestinian or Israeli people; look at the real estate value he now perceives that Gaza holds, and he’d like to unlock. If you want to understand his insane, obsessive beef with energy renewable windmills, don’t look at the wind energy aspect; look at his beef with Scotland over his golf course and the nearby windmills that damaged his idea of its aesthetics. "If you want to understand his irrational hatred of Obama, don’t look at the policies of the Obama administration; look to the annual press corp dinner where Obama poked fun at him and bruised his ego. If you want to understand his demonization of Democrats, look not to Democratic social policy, but to the fact they did…
February 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
confusedunicorn.bsky.social
Lol I can imagine. It's Capybara Go on playstore. Here's a screen shot of opening wait screen. He's on a mini alligator lol. He's a little warrior. I love it.
App on playstore Capubara Go.
February 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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SNAP is not loading on the proper days. I'm Ohio it's on the 23rd no matter what your original load date is. Also, the Ohio website to log in to see about your medicaid and SNAP IS F*CKING GONE, you can still call the number on the back of card and get your balance, etc. I didnt know this!!!
February 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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@princessofely.bsky.social I love your squirrels pic! Ty for the follow, I have followed back and would like to share my squirrel video. I love feeding them lol
February 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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#DOYOURJOB #IMPEACH
Tag your GOP reps and senators (if here)
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February 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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2/3
#DOYOURJOB #IMPEACH
February 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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@michaelsteele.bsky.social I completely agree with you, sir! @mikedewine.bsky.social DO YOUR JOB MIKE YOUR ON YOUR LAST TERM ANYWAYS!!! GET THOSE "FEW REUBLICANS" TO JOIN YOU... DO YOUR JOB!

Tag your GOP (if here) reps and senators get the word out. #DOYOURJOB #IMPEACH
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February 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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#Trees #Snow #Ohio my view today.
Big old tree covered with snow, pine tree in back. Trees houses all covered in snow.
February 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Sunday fun day!!

I was looking at my g-son's bag of Cheeto Puffs. Chester Cheetah's hand, upside down, looks like a ghost or mythical creature with a mask. lmao!!! For those who might know, it reminds me of #AmongUs #Imposter lol.
Picture of something that looks like a ghost or mythical creature It's just Chester Cheetah's hand.
February 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Caturday and funny lol. 😁
Map with outline drawn to look like huge cat playing with a ball shaped like Australia.
February 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM