Confused Slowpoke
@confusedslopoke.bsky.social
Very gay, very pokemon, very (un)original.
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Barbie releases its first autistic doll.
January 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Barbie releases its first autistic doll.
If someone discriminates against me for being galarian, is that xenophobic or racist?
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If someone discriminates against me for being galarian, is that xenophobic or racist?
People look at these two and see teammates or whatever, but I definitely see a dominatrix and sub
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
People look at these two and see teammates or whatever, but I definitely see a dominatrix and sub
Ok but why is this art so cvnty
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Ok but why is this art so cvnty
Now that there's no NDA to worry about I can finally share my cameo in Legends Z-A!
Fun times on set
Fun times on set
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Now that there's no NDA to worry about I can finally share my cameo in Legends Z-A!
Fun times on set
Fun times on set
Yeah it's a skill thing 💅
October 30, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Yeah it's a skill thing 💅
Me answering a hot guy I've been staring at all night when he gives me a compliment:
October 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Me answering a hot guy I've been staring at all night when he gives me a compliment:
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Join us TONIGHT for the premiere of The Boulet Brothers Dragula Titans S2 only on Shudder and AMC+!
October 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Join us TONIGHT for the premiere of The Boulet Brothers Dragula Titans S2 only on Shudder and AMC+!
Being a smart investor is buying 10 pokeballs 5 times instead of 50
October 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Being a smart investor is buying 10 pokeballs 5 times instead of 50
PSA: If I'm actively looking away from you at the bar it's NOT an invitation to stroke my hand and wink at me
October 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
PSA: If I'm actively looking away from you at the bar it's NOT an invitation to stroke my hand and wink at me
I really don't have any business feeling as famous as I do posting here
I feel so famous posting here
October 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I really don't have any business feeling as famous as I do posting here
My favourite pokemon is not Slowpoke I'm such a fraud
September 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My favourite pokemon is not Slowpoke I'm such a fraud
I love it when gay
September 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I love it when gay
If I could choose I'd be a lesbian 10000000%
September 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
If I could choose I'd be a lesbian 10000000%
Gay men will schedule a whole month of parties and dates with you then just dissappear into the void :(
September 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Gay men will schedule a whole month of parties and dates with you then just dissappear into the void :(
Looking for the Shellder to my Slowpoke tail
September 21, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Looking for the Shellder to my Slowpoke tail
I truly believe shitposting will bring world peace
September 19, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I truly believe shitposting will bring world peace
Yes I workout every morning but I also eat literal shit so I don't become a toxic muscle gay because the potential is DEFINITELY there
September 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Yes I workout every morning but I also eat literal shit so I don't become a toxic muscle gay because the potential is DEFINITELY there
Literally just walked an "11 minutes" walking distance in 4 minutes
Navigation apps need to add "gay walking" as a travel mode
September 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Literally just walked an "11 minutes" walking distance in 4 minutes
Navigation apps need to add "gay walking" as a travel mode
September 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Navigation apps need to add "gay walking" as a travel mode
Jokes on you - I use Grindr BECAUSE it's toxic
September 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Jokes on you - I use Grindr BECAUSE it's toxic
Is morning coffee a gay thing now?
September 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Is morning coffee a gay thing now?
First message "hey bro" on a gay hookup app is wild
September 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
First message "hey bro" on a gay hookup app is wild
I'm just a Slowpoke acting like a Meloetta
September 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I'm just a Slowpoke acting like a Meloetta