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Confused Penguin
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Runaway Penguin on the former place. History enthusiast doomed to watch history repeat itself.
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Speaking of that... Time for reprise? Someone should talk to Clinton just to make him say the thing :)
Bill Clinton with a subtitle "I did not have sexual relations with that man" in reference to Lewinsky affair and latest tranche of Epstein mails.
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Too soon?
Bill Clinton with a caption "I did not have sexual relations with that man", a spoof ont he cutrrent tranche of Epstein mails and on the Lewinsky affair.
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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People of America.
Now that Mr. Mamdani won, I am expecting to see the result of his secret cloning programme. I was promised a large exo-dodo!
Do not disappoint me!
New York Post insane headline "Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor - possibly igniting largest exododus in history: poll"
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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A four panel comics featuring Xi, Putin, and Kim Jong Un on a phone. 1st panel: Xi, smiling, says "Bro you seeing this?" 2nd panel Putin smiling, silent 3rd panel: Xi "Hold up, got a line..." 4th panel: Kim Jong Un: "BRRROOOOOO
November 3, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Pope Leo:
Scene from Death of Stalin, Marshal Zhukov says "I mean, I'm smiling, but I am very fucking furious"
October 29, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Oh children perhaps were healthier.
Those who survived in good enough stayed to go out.
#IYKYK
Survivorship bias example from WWII studies
October 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Chamcellor Palpatine says "By the way, everything I ever told you is off the record".
October 22, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Supreme Chancellor Palpatine saying "By the way, everything I ever told you is off the record"
October 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Women do not like the vehicle.
Border Guards version of Trabant
October 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Can someone already tap into pop culture and reference Andor S2 in the US Senate?
Screenshot of Genevieve O'Reilly as Senator Mon Mothma from Andor S2E9 with part of her speech: "The distance between what is said and what is known to be true has become an abyss. Of all the things at risk, the loss of an objective reality is perhaps the most dangerous. The death of truth is the ultimate victory of evil."
October 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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In theory yes, in practice not really as using it meant someone has to stand behind the turret on the engine deck, unprotected.
But I meant contraptions like the M2 Medium Tank "Brownings everywhere" or the early M3/M4 with a fixed pair of .30...
M2 Medium Tank sporting no fewer than 9 machineguns
October 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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You're laughing. Portland will witness a massive wave of murders this winter and you're laughing!
Murder of crows wintering in Portland
September 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Johnson & Johnson legal team:
Dad's Army scene - an U-boat captain pointing at Pike and saying "Your name shall also go on ze list"
September 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Done.
Cover of Terry Pratchett's Moving Puctures
September 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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A four-panel meme of Anakin Skywalker and Padme. "OK, America, we will start buying more weapons." "YAY! From us, right?" "RIGHT?"
September 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Took me a while :D
GIF from the Monty Python "Deadliest Joke" sketch - a soldier slowly reading, then realization dawns, he starts laughing and falls.
September 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Literally...
Meme based on Season 2, episode 6 of The Eric Andre Show, which aired November 7th, 2013.[1] While making a joke about climate change, Andre turns and shoots several bullets into Buress. He then reloads the weapon, and fires several bullets at Buress again, then turns to the camera and asks "Who killed Hannibal?" Panel 1: Andre with a caption "Chief Justice Roberts" shoots at Buress in the armchair with caption "Rule of Law" Panel 2: Andre turned to camera asks "Why isn't the rule of law respected?"
September 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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So how's the day going? Piles of clothes in the streets?
September 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Guards, Guards!
Sir PTerry knew the human soul...
"They avoided one another's faces, for fear of what they might see mirrored there. Each man thought: one of the others is bound to say something soon, some protest, and then I'll murmur agreement, not actually say anything, I'm not stupid as that, but definitely murmur very firmly, so that the others will be in no doubt that I thoroughly disapprove, because at a time like this it behooves all decent men to nearly stand up and be almost heard... No one said anything. The cowards, thought each man." Terry Pratchett, "Guards! Guards!"
September 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Ah. I see.
Simpsons spoof: A sign saying "Tien An Men Square: On this site, in 1989, nothing happened"
September 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Meme "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point"
September 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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The vibes...
Koothrappali as Thor from the Big Bang Theory
September 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Wait till it is revealed it was just a headstamp anyway.
Headstamp of British .303 cartridge
September 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Struggle Sessions in MAGA cloak.
A struggle session of Xi Zhongxun, the father of Xi Jinping, at Northwest A&F University during the Cultural Revolution, September 1967. The banner reads "Anti-Party element Xi Zhongxun".
September 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Things may be weird and serious and stuff...
There is a lunar eclipse going on right now :)
Moon crawling from umbra to penumbra
September 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM