Con Fretka (ferret)
@confretka.bsky.social
The first character reference is the hardest. I still haven’t figured out who to commission
She brought me medical pickles? What a sweetie!
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
She brought me medical pickles? What a sweetie!
Do you want commiseration or problem solving? Here, I’ll give you a “having to work while sick is an indicator of a trash-tier morality system” for free.
December 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Do you want commiseration or problem solving? Here, I’ll give you a “having to work while sick is an indicator of a trash-tier morality system” for free.
I suspect she likes to hug with her “hello”s
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I suspect she likes to hug with her “hello”s
> only slept two hours
someone needs a long weekend
someone needs a long weekend
October 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
> only slept two hours
someone needs a long weekend
someone needs a long weekend
Is she holding a straight edge? I was not aware that tax paperwork included a geometry portion. Yet another reason to hire a professional.
October 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Is she holding a straight edge? I was not aware that tax paperwork included a geometry portion. Yet another reason to hire a professional.
“Live and Learn ” or “Escape from the City ” for karaoke tho?
October 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“Live and Learn ” or “Escape from the City ” for karaoke tho?
How did you get locked out of OneNote? I know nobody has tech support anymore but I suspect there’s a way to regain access
August 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
How did you get locked out of OneNote? I know nobody has tech support anymore but I suspect there’s a way to regain access
or is it a bubble bath of good soapy EVILness?
August 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
or is it a bubble bath of good soapy EVILness?
Bide the pain, Beastold
August 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Bide the pain, Beastold
huh, they updated Annie Get Your Gun for the modern era
August 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
huh, they updated Annie Get Your Gun for the modern era
gotta clean my glasses, I swear this said “reflecting on pancakes” and I’m like “yes, that is what the bunny gets but SLOWLY, Vanellope”
August 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
gotta clean my glasses, I swear this said “reflecting on pancakes” and I’m like “yes, that is what the bunny gets but SLOWLY, Vanellope”
I’ve played the Final Fantasy MMORPGs for so long that I think in terms of regenning to full in 30 seconds, or worst case by sitting down for a few minutes.
August 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’ve played the Final Fantasy MMORPGs for so long that I think in terms of regenning to full in 30 seconds, or worst case by sitting down for a few minutes.
I would also accept healing magitek. Give me a Star Trek sickbay, or abstract HP that I can refill and Esuna for status ailments.
August 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I would also accept healing magitek. Give me a Star Trek sickbay, or abstract HP that I can refill and Esuna for status ailments.
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need the part where damage and ordinary wear start to accumulate, with no easy way to replace most parts. Literal body horror
August 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need the part where damage and ordinary wear start to accumulate, with no easy way to replace most parts. Literal body horror
on first read I thought these were date ideas/pickup lines. Anyway I’m gonna try the ibuprofen one, wish me luck
August 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
on first read I thought these were date ideas/pickup lines. Anyway I’m gonna try the ibuprofen one, wish me luck
I kinda want this option to add vears to any character, not just buns
August 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I kinda want this option to add vears to any character, not just buns
It would not surprise me if a certain fake president’s goons bring a caravan of trucks up to Fort Knox and start loading up gold bars, only to overload and destroy the vehicles because none of the goons is competent or smart enough to understand weight limits
August 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It would not surprise me if a certain fake president’s goons bring a caravan of trucks up to Fort Knox and start loading up gold bars, only to overload and destroy the vehicles because none of the goons is competent or smart enough to understand weight limits
I think the second panel would instead say something like “keep dreaming chumbutt”
July 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I think the second panel would instead say something like “keep dreaming chumbutt”
You could break an awful lot of the world in the Red Faction series.IIRC the devastation peaked in Red Faction: Guerrilla.
July 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You could break an awful lot of the world in the Red Faction series.IIRC the devastation peaked in Red Faction: Guerrilla.
Gardevoir’s sci-cock may be for pussies too
July 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Gardevoir’s sci-cock may be for pussies too
<starts humming the George Harrison song>
<oh, the one by Nirvana>
<should’ve known, I sang it a dozen times in Rock Band>
<also the Harrison track is just titled “Something”>
<oh, the one by Nirvana>
<should’ve known, I sang it a dozen times in Rock Band>
<also the Harrison track is just titled “Something”>
July 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
<starts humming the George Harrison song>
<oh, the one by Nirvana>
<should’ve known, I sang it a dozen times in Rock Band>
<also the Harrison track is just titled “Something”>
<oh, the one by Nirvana>
<should’ve known, I sang it a dozen times in Rock Band>
<also the Harrison track is just titled “Something”>
It’s like that TV drama about the high school sport:
small boobs
big heart
can’t lose
small boobs
big heart
can’t lose
July 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It’s like that TV drama about the high school sport:
small boobs
big heart
can’t lose
small boobs
big heart
can’t lose
Minnie? Pretty sure that is Eyelashes Mickey wearing the cone hat
June 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Minnie? Pretty sure that is Eyelashes Mickey wearing the cone hat
youtube.con/watch?v=twESl6OPxQ
June 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
youtube.con/watch?v=twESl6OPxQ