Lincoln Taylor
@conflummoxed.bsky.social
Canadian who believes in the greater good.
Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada.
"When faced with the unexpected, he panics."
Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada.
"When faced with the unexpected, he panics."
I am not great with units of measurement, but it sounds like that is substantially less than a peck.
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I am not great with units of measurement, but it sounds like that is substantially less than a peck.
What is the quantity of the pickled peppers that you picked?
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
What is the quantity of the pickled peppers that you picked?
Lemon cake with lemon icing!
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Lemon cake with lemon icing!
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November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I hope Barf Boy had not just dined there a short while earlier.
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I hope Barf Boy had not just dined there a short while earlier.
Please remind me: how is Elvis doing these days?
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Please remind me: how is Elvis doing these days?
How about a Mao suit?
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
How about a Mao suit?
I think I see the program. It is rated as "Airport Grade". Airports are always depressing. You might want to try the "Beach Grade" or "Puppy Swarm" products instead.
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I think I see the program. It is rated as "Airport Grade". Airports are always depressing. You might want to try the "Beach Grade" or "Puppy Swarm" products instead.
(Narrator's voice) Yes. They really are this stupid.
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
(Narrator's voice) Yes. They really are this stupid.
Do it, Mr. Tree! Do it!
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Do it, Mr. Tree! Do it!
Your eyes are slightly less scary. Slightly.
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Your eyes are slightly less scary. Slightly.
I hope you sleep well, and that tomorrow is a better day.
❤️
❤️
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I hope you sleep well, and that tomorrow is a better day.
❤️
❤️
Please let us know if you start pacing.
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Please let us know if you start pacing.
Too late. They have had more than enough time to do that already.
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Too late. They have had more than enough time to do that already.
I do not care to bet against you on this.
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I do not care to bet against you on this.
Hearing the words "French" and "Revolution" in the same sentence might not have been quite as appealing as the marketers had thought.
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Hearing the words "French" and "Revolution" in the same sentence might not have been quite as appealing as the marketers had thought.
Oooh, oooh, oooh, I got it!
A Wookie on a Navigational Beacon!
A Wookie on a Navigational Beacon!
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Oooh, oooh, oooh, I got it!
A Wookie on a Navigational Beacon!
A Wookie on a Navigational Beacon!