Dexter the Dog
@confabulations.bsky.social
Recovering academic. Interested in social justice, politics, incendiary art, music. Not really a dog. She/her/human lady.
Is Melania's vag swallowing her dress?
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Is Melania's vag swallowing her dress?
Here's the president of McDonalds during that speech. Poor guy!
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Here's the president of McDonalds during that speech. Poor guy!
Here's another thing they destroyed:
October 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Here's another thing they destroyed:
Also destroyed with the demolition of the #EastWing of the #WhiteHouse is (was) the Jaqueline Kennedy Garden.
October 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Also destroyed with the demolition of the #EastWing of the #WhiteHouse is (was) the Jaqueline Kennedy Garden.
Trump praises Georgia Meloni for her beauty, complains about Norway, and shouts out to the FIFA head, who's on the stage with world leaders for some reason. Very presidential.
October 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Trump praises Georgia Meloni for her beauty, complains about Norway, and shouts out to the FIFA head, who's on the stage with world leaders for some reason. Very presidential.
This is a poster from his #AstraZeneca deal announcement. Take a look at the language "discount AS % OF FINAL PRICE." That's the key part. Taking the 654% discount as an example, it means the discount is 654% of the FINAL PRICE, or 6.54 times the FINAL PRICE.
October 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This is a poster from his #AstraZeneca deal announcement. Take a look at the language "discount AS % OF FINAL PRICE." That's the key part. Taking the 654% discount as an example, it means the discount is 654% of the FINAL PRICE, or 6.54 times the FINAL PRICE.
She did look genuinely happy when it was just her and Catherine. I think she genuinely likes children.
September 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
She did look genuinely happy when it was just her and Catherine. I think she genuinely likes children.
Why is Melania Trump.wearing sunglasses at night?
September 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Why is Melania Trump.wearing sunglasses at night?
If you're Ivanka Trump, are you letting Gramps hang out with your 14-yr-old daughter? Ivanka KNOWS that's his signature.
September 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If you're Ivanka Trump, are you letting Gramps hang out with your 14-yr-old daughter? Ivanka KNOWS that's his signature.
Here's an example: the Elka Cosmos, a tanker sailing under Liberian registry, left the Port of Sudan bound for Yanbu al-Bahr in Saudi Arabia, and has turned completely around.
June 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Here's an example: the Elka Cosmos, a tanker sailing under Liberian registry, left the Port of Sudan bound for Yanbu al-Bahr in Saudi Arabia, and has turned completely around.
Does anyone know anything about #marinettaffic in the #RedSea? There's a shipping lane from Port Sydan that goes directly east to the coast of Saudi Arabia, but ships appear to be turning back. Anybody know why this might be, and if it could be related to the Iran conflict?
June 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Does anyone know anything about #marinettaffic in the #RedSea? There's a shipping lane from Port Sydan that goes directly east to the coast of Saudi Arabia, but ships appear to be turning back. Anybody know why this might be, and if it could be related to the Iran conflict?
Please enjoy the seat that they assigned to Zelensky. Scott Bessent is still there, so they could have moved him into Trump's seat, but they did not.
June 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Please enjoy the seat that they assigned to Zelensky. Scott Bessent is still there, so they could have moved him into Trump's seat, but they did not.
Also, he dropped the whole thing on the ground when he opened the folder to display his signature. Starmer had to pick the pages up for him.
June 17, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Also, he dropped the whole thing on the ground when he opened the folder to display his signature. Starmer had to pick the pages up for him.
This is from Getty. It looks like there is something written on those page, but yeah, it only has his signature. Also, it's not long enough to be a full trade agreement, so my guess it it's a bunch of items for discussion.
June 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
This is from Getty. It looks like there is something written on those page, but yeah, it only has his signature. Also, it's not long enough to be a full trade agreement, so my guess it it's a bunch of items for discussion.
Who's baby did Stephen Miller eat while he was at the G7?
June 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Who's baby did Stephen Miller eat while he was at the G7?
Trump is super-bald. How much longer can those 12 strands of hair hold on?
May 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Trump is super-bald. How much longer can those 12 strands of hair hold on?
Big Daddy's gearing up to get Big Things done.
May 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Big Daddy's gearing up to get Big Things done.
This is part of the FDA's article in the New England Journal of Medicine. I live in Canada, and there's no national "recommendation" to only get the vaccine if you're 65+.
May 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This is part of the FDA's article in the New England Journal of Medicine. I live in Canada, and there's no national "recommendation" to only get the vaccine if you're 65+.
ICYMI, he got this award from the UAE while he was there. It's the Order of Zayed, the country's highest civilian award. Past recipients include W and Putin, although Macron and Queen Elizabeth II also received it. It's solid gold.
May 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
ICYMI, he got this award from the UAE while he was there. It's the Order of Zayed, the country's highest civilian award. Past recipients include W and Putin, although Macron and Queen Elizabeth II also received it. It's solid gold.
ICYMI, the has UAE admitted Trump to the Order of Zayed, the country's highest civilian award. The award comes with a solid gold collar, badge, and breast pin. It's been given to notable leaders in the past, including George W. Bush and Vladimir Putin.
May 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
ICYMI, the has UAE admitted Trump to the Order of Zayed, the country's highest civilian award. The award comes with a solid gold collar, badge, and breast pin. It's been given to notable leaders in the past, including George W. Bush and Vladimir Putin.
Direct this refugee to the food sources. He looks hungry.
May 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Direct this refugee to the food sources. He looks hungry.
These are some of the new arrivals. Best of luck to their new neighbors.
May 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
These are some of the new arrivals. Best of luck to their new neighbors.
@normwilner.bsky.social I know you're going to miss PP's "nips out" photo ops, so here's one of him flexing in front of a wall of sausages while wearing a see-through shirt. You're welcome.
May 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
@normwilner.bsky.social I know you're going to miss PP's "nips out" photo ops, so here's one of him flexing in front of a wall of sausages while wearing a see-through shirt. You're welcome.
Trump could have made the #EasterEggRoll a fun activity for families, but no. He spent it signing hats and showing little kids pics of himself with blood on his face. What an asshole.
April 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Trump could have made the #EasterEggRoll a fun activity for families, but no. He spent it signing hats and showing little kids pics of himself with blood on his face. What an asshole.