chag sameach but what does this have to do with the joy of hanukkah

i am a ross douthat fan and i'm proud!

you're. agenerally knowledgble person! <3

viral because you were wrong ... no keys to the kingdom ... lost !!!

hmmmm keys ?

no vaccine can prevent you from getting dementia and forgetting your keys

i saw you outside yesterday, you forgot your keys in the car and locked yourself out nostradumbass

the keys were W R O N G

uhhh something about the keys being lies idk i'm in a lazy mood rn

they got the keys, you didn't

dementia addled man forgets his keys

nobody cares

have you forgotten your keys somewhere?

where are the keys allan

you lost your keys allan

once that's gone i will only be reachable by discord, phone, and email!

if you need me i'll still be on twitter, at least until they get rid of private accounts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

especially since there are a lot of people i really don't want to be around for one reason or another, and honestly the community i find myself in now is very different from the sort of place i used to be
i'm at a different point of my life now and it involves a kind of break with the past