the fact that Rob Zombies real name is Robert Cummings is so funny to me only bc it makes him sound like he’d be the owner of some kind of finance brand

when i was like 14 i catfished this dude who was bullying me by making a fb with this profile pic and we would sext & then I sent screen shots to his mom of our conversations and got him sent to some military boot camp for like a year

just saw a post of a straight woman saying they have the music taste of a gay man which is incredibly funny to me bc that doesn’t mean anything at all. basic gay men & basic straight women have a lot of over lapping tastes especially in music…

9:30am on christmas and im wearing skinny jeans, cant take my scarf off bc i have a huge hickey, i got 80 dogs barking in my ear, and i am very overstimulated aaaaaaaaa

not 2 baaadd

may regret taking 50mg of an edible at work but fuck it we ball

first weekday off now that my hours were cut.. want to treat today as my chore days to keep myself productive so i wont have much to do on my actual weekend… but im sooo comfy in bed…..

my life is insane.. like what do you mean i made a coworker hate me bc he went on a few dates w my other coworker, they break up bc it turns out he’s a predatory incel & lowkey transphobic, & is now convinced IM dating my coworker bc we’re get along, are queer, and apparently.. stand the same way..?

oops i got too high & watched Swallow but it’s getting me too woozy to keep going…

does anyone want to do something sweet and relaxing w me this weekend if i dont have a normal day i might explode actually

Probably too late in the year for spotify to register the amount of times I’ve listened to the Phantom Of The Paradise soundtrack in the last month….

pain is temporary, snuff is forever

watching Donnie Darko and if a teacher ever told me, a brand new student, to sit next to someone i thought was cute i would kill myself in front of the whole class

me? having “an episode”..? i would never….

how it feels coming home to an empty house to finally have the mental breakdown ive been needing to have for a week now without anyone worrying about me