getting to know my new espresso machine is like having a domestic relationship..... it takes a little work, but mornings become magically delicious again.....

i dont cre..... im jem girl..... truly outragreous...... ;)

i like it here......von other apps i have to keep validating..... whats wrong with you?

my introversion is so accentuated today..... i spend all day helping people prepare for events i wont be attending....

i am a part of a rhythm nation.... sorry swifies....

JANET!

you know youre getting old when you get up and sit down without some form of massive grunt.... the problemtic factor: do i have to poop?

i can always tell when winter is coming..... my toffee candy gets so hard i fee) like john holmes came in and thrusted my jaw for 48 hours.... may i please have a kleenex and vicodin? its so sore!

;)

i trust all the US members have a politics free thanksgiving.... youve already had a turkey slaughtered.... lets stop it there.... ;)

the canadian government emreally needs to revize this sales tax break.... aside from being confusing, too many people arent eligible for the rebate.... including me.... it seems that volunteer work doesnt count....

im volunteering with my girls..... we run a food bank in our building..... donate and help out..... we really do appreciate it.....

i love that i got barista training.... i can make coffee at home without the price, time, and tip required when caffeinating.... i save that money for beer.... ;)

its official.... i like it here.... no other social app has allowed me to use the word nipple on 2 completely unrelated replies in one day....

lets try for a scrotum next time.... ;)

so ive had a peruse and am left with a bsky anomaly....

why do so many people refer to bluesky posts as tweets? that is foul.... we should call bsky posts flutters, thereby emphasizing the butterfly effect our posts here have....

lets make some waves....

;)

well.... here goes....