Conan's Loin Cloth
@conansloincloth.bsky.social
Once the junk cover of the greatest warrior born. Now imbued with the power of his groin and ready to fight for the greater good.
He/Him
Pro Union
He/Him
Pro Union
Looking forward to the ling cancer. Yay.
June 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Looking forward to the ling cancer. Yay.
It's always the guys in suits who enable and push for war. The rest of us in jeans and uniforms always end up paying the price in blood and broken lives.
June 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It's always the guys in suits who enable and push for war. The rest of us in jeans and uniforms always end up paying the price in blood and broken lives.
I call you the nice lady who sold a dinosaur book to my kid at the museum.
June 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I call you the nice lady who sold a dinosaur book to my kid at the museum.
I'm not a legal expert, but this reads like our air quality is going to get worse. Am I wrong here?
June 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm not a legal expert, but this reads like our air quality is going to get worse. Am I wrong here?
What happens if someone gets rabies?
June 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What happens if someone gets rabies?
He reminds me of that kid in school who was a total duche to everyone, then complained that he had no friends.
June 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
He reminds me of that kid in school who was a total duche to everyone, then complained that he had no friends.
I, for one, welcome our gay overlords.
June 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I, for one, welcome our gay overlords.
I know it doesn't matter, but shouldn't this be grounds to invoke the 25th amendment?
June 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I know it doesn't matter, but shouldn't this be grounds to invoke the 25th amendment?
But she looks JUST LIKE ZELDA! Hire this lady and take my money!
June 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
But she looks JUST LIKE ZELDA! Hire this lady and take my money!
Living up to the title of Mister Fantastic.
April 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Living up to the title of Mister Fantastic.
Yeah, into the shitter.
April 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Yeah, into the shitter.
Because cowards need someone to fear and hate. And they've chosen you. I'm sorry.
April 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Because cowards need someone to fear and hate. And they've chosen you. I'm sorry.
I'm not convinced there will be elections in 2026.
April 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm not convinced there will be elections in 2026.
Joke's on you! Some of them are already drinking piss.
April 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Joke's on you! Some of them are already drinking piss.