Hmmm, if you can get anyone to do the cremate him and put him into a brick thing, a brick that is walked on constantly by any and all feels like a delightful posthumous revenge on a narcissist

Hmmm, I wonder if you could move one and customize the icon to make booping the snoot something

Well, their best chance of removing your immunity is a measles infection, so while I won't gif them credit for intending it, they got there anyway.

I had a joke about jump rope, but it's better if we skip it.

Look up anything about dachshunds running. Photograph Emotional Support Spaghetti in a full sprint and every frame will have ears that look possessed.

"I'll eat your woman-sized dinner just as soon as you eat my entire ass"

"You can't fire me, I quit!"

No Balls Piss Prize

Huh, usually he has the stare of someone who mixed cocaine and LSD and looks like he's psyching himself up to fight the lizardmen he's hallucinating, but now he just looks like he's only tripping and trying not to draw the attention of The Horrors

One of the stupid but practical things I want to do if I'm fuxking wealthy is so small scale payday loans at a fucking trivial rate and just help people get back to where they had a savings, but still run it barely business shaped so it could be self-sustaining

Just check the 55+ morbidity and mortality.

Only if she gets a jacket of upcycled upholstery

I saw that stupid video and can't think about it any way other than he catastrophically blew out his diaper.