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Satire article idea:

"President Trump Orders Giant Hole Blown in Roof of Kennedy Center"

#uspol #politics #satire #whitehousedemolition
November 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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@SpindleyQ Hey! GREAT job on Meowio. It's absolutely hilarious. I'd love to play with it a bit more, but the games play way too fast on my desktop across all browsers, like sped up by 10x :( Do you know offhand if there's a way to remedy that? Thank you again for the glorious trainwreck!
September 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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There are Lefties out there who need to hear this: stop fucking fighting with each other over specific ideals or platforms when we have actual existential problems to solve right now. We have to be pragmatic. Before anything else matters, the fash problem needs to come first.

Allies aren't […]
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September 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Wild seeing US troops laying out a red carpet for a war criminal while Russians look on with smarmy expressions. At the same time we've got the NG illegally deploying to DC and we've already had Marines operating and assisting on arrests on US soil.

It's truly amazing when a twinky 19 y/o […]
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August 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Mamdani has Liberals acting like Republicans did when Obama got elected. Lots of masks slipping; be sure to take note.

The reality of America is that too many would rather see a known jackass in power than a brown guy with stances that go against the grain. To most, the unfamiliar is scarier […]
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June 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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This video is one I hold close. Not for any personal attachment to the people or place, but for an appreciation of an impromptu moment of quiet beauty amidst the rush. This is what life is made of - innumerable small joys in the vastness of the world, lasting for moments, yet able to imprint […]
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May 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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This picture is an absurdly good example of the difference between acceptable and unacceptable levels of wealth accumulation. One can realistically use all of the house on the left, especially with family there. On the right, we see a gigantic waste of space […]

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An image of two properties taken from above, featuring houses. The one on the left is big, but reasonably so, probably around 5000 square feet. On the right, a mansion/estate that is more like 50,000 square feet. Guest houses, gardens, tennis courts. Enough space to fit multiple families without them ever even seeing each other.
May 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I play Warzone occasionally. This shit was absolutely insane - a full event centered around weed and featuring Seth Rogan. I know your first instinct is to go "Well yeah, it's Call of Duty", but bear with me.

CoD might be rated M, but the reality is that a […]

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An image of a Call of Duty "battlepass" for the "420 event". Seth Rogan looks like a jackass in a plaid textured suit that appears to have been vomited on by one of the varying species of neon clown. The items in the pass are heavily weed themed and often include imagery of cannabis leaves. This shit costs ten dollars and gives you some of the ugliest gun skins you've ever seen, prominently featuring the well known weed colors of bright pink and blue-ish teal, apparently? There is an advertisement within this paid battlepass for another paid item. This is what appears to be a character with a shark head who is evidently a rival to a character with a pink teddy bear head. One of the items is a "gun screen" that talks to you while you play, featuring a small cartoon weed leaf with Seth Rogan's voice so he can annoy you while you're trying to fight. If you are solely relying on alt text to see this image, I swear to god I am not making any of this up. It's one of the worst things I've ever seen. This society needs an enema.
May 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Does anyone here know someone who posted those "I don't agree with what you have to say but I'll die for your right to say it" memes over the last ten years?

Because I have some bullshit to call.

#uspol #1a
April 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Congrats, Canada, you fuckin' glorious hoseheads. You are now North America's best example of a democracy. Don't stop here - continue this momentum and carve out your country's place in history. You can be a continuing beacon of stability for the world, but you can't let your guard fall - not […]
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April 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Senator Chris Van Hollen in El Salvador says he met tonight with Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the 29-year-old illegally deported from the US last month, who the Trump administration accuses of being an MS-13 gang member.
April 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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In light of Trump's words on the issue, this seems like a good time to point out how this article curdled even faster than I expected it to. In the words of David Lynch:

FUCKIN' MORONS, EVERYWHERE

#trump #gaza #palestine […]
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January 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Step one: Don't travel to the United States

#uspol
A push notification headline from the Associated Press, reading: "One tech tip: How to protect your privacy and secure your devices when traveling across international borders."
April 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Capitalism is an awful creature. The force of money tears people limb from limb, or drains their lives away slowly, feasting on their suffering. It knows no morals, no glory, no honor, possessing only a cold emptiness inside its belly. The void longs to be filled, to have the starvation staved […]
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April 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Doing my best to educate Trump supporters on one of the hellsites

#uspol #trump #biden
A Facebook comment reading: Dipshits mentioning Biden looking at his watch like they knew nothing about his admin. His SS detail had a set of rules with check ins using smart watches to ensure proper timing on patrols and such around the President's location. You're all morons so you probably won't believe me, so just go google joe biden rule 34 and then you can come back and apologize
April 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Killing my cats might actually make my physical form a vessel for Lenin's soul

#pets #uspol #food #safety #cats
· → Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD (On Bluesky) They've laid off the people overseeing one important angle to the bird flu outbreak: the scientists overseeing the safety of pet food. Infected raw pet food has killed numerous cats at this point, even if it was frozen first. But that's gone now SO
April 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I fucking love public archives. You can poke around in them and find shit like Goblin Stalin in high definition.

#stalin #archives #libraries #china(?) #highdefinitiongoblinstalin
April 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Just a random thought: if we can pull through this, one of the most important jobs of our generation will be ensuring that white supremacy is dead for good this time.

We'll have a lot of important jobs, like sorting out and equalizing economics, but none can be as far reaching and beneficial […]
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March 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Most of the time my Balatro luck has me getting an even suit split when I just need one more heart for a flush. Other times, the stars align.

#balatro
March 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Call the Senators that actually have brains and demand the removal of Schumer as Senate Minority leader. There must be a price to pay for what he's done. I know it feels pointless, but please trust me, it isn't. The rest of the Dem leadership is already pissed off; do your part to push them […]
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March 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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In addition to boycotts why don't we get a movement started for everyone to withdraw all of their cash from their bank accounts on the same day? Maybe push them to go to local banks and credit unions instead.

I mean, the government repealed shit like Glass-Steagall so obviously this scenario […]
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March 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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"Democrats should vote like Democrats"

-John Fetterman, known liar

#uspol #pennsylvania #senate
March 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I have just realized that the United States Government have become a near-perfect mirror of Eric Cartman and I hate it
March 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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The events yesterday show very clearly the way to destroy Trump's fascist movement.

Don't give in. Contradict them. Refuse to back down. These rich fuckboys are so used to others bowing and saying "yes sir" that the thought of being told "no" completely breaks their brains.

Other world […]
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March 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Call your reps and senators. Leave voicemails. Be furious. Tell them what you really think of them. Let your disgust shine.

Republicans especially are cowards. Pressure is something they can't handle - when the going gets tough, they seek the easiest route out.

The people can win this fight […]
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February 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM