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Simon Morden
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Author, scientist, maker, lefty.

Website: www.bookofmorden.co.uk
Fair.
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Well, that sucks.
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Meanwhile, in 1350, Edward III's advisers are at a loss to explain where half of England's population has gone.
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I suppose that's one piece of good news to come out of this fess...
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Can you encourage him to fill out a donor card? Just in case...
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
CTL-V
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
"Windmills don't work"

That'd come as a surprise to the *checks notes* 12th century farmers of Yorkshire.
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 AM
You'll be shocked when you discover heroin.
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
"Brilliant!"
November 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
April, May, June.
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why they are poor, they call me a communist."
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Tuath Dé Danann
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
So:

1. You'll vote against this nonsense
2. You'll organise your fellow MPs to do likewise.
3. You'll oust the Home Secretary for proposing this.
4. And anyone else in your party who has gone full fascist.

Otherwise these are just performative words.
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Me and the Boy were discussing precisely that in the car today.

It's all a bit shit, really.
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If he's that much of a bellend, talk to his family. They will likely bin him and keep you if you divorce.
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I would like to think she was self-aware enough to see the peril.

I'm not sure that's the case.
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Well, quite.

Obviously, I have immigrant friends and family who will be directly affected by this nonsense - but so do lots of white folk. Even at a pragmatic level, this is not the vote winner Labour hopes it'll be.
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Satellite internet.
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 AM