Comrade Beefcake
@comradebeefcake.bsky.social
He/Him.
Big Lizard fan. Mod for Spats the Goblin.
I lift weights and like BEEG women.
Big Lizard fan. Mod for Spats the Goblin.
I lift weights and like BEEG women.
Hehehehe purty lady....
December 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hehehehe purty lady....
I reckon she tried, but he wasn't biting on that hook. LOL
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I reckon she tried, but he wasn't biting on that hook. LOL
LMAO, Kermit don't want her. So I call dibs.
December 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
LMAO, Kermit don't want her. So I call dibs.
FOR REAL. Geoff has Kojima, let ME have Miss Piggy damn it! I can handle a woman of her fire.
December 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
FOR REAL. Geoff has Kojima, let ME have Miss Piggy damn it! I can handle a woman of her fire.
POV: Me seeing Miss Piggy flirt with Geoff.
a cartoon character is kneeling down with the words " it should have been me not him "
ALT: a cartoon character is kneeling down with the words " it should have been me not him "
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December 13, 2025 at 11:30 AM
POV: Me seeing Miss Piggy flirt with Geoff.
God DAYUM
a man with a green mask on his face sits at a table
ALT: a man with a green mask on his face sits at a table
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December 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
God DAYUM
Don't mind if I diddly-do.
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Don't mind if I diddly-do.
Bigger udders for a big cow. Good ass dream.
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Bigger udders for a big cow. Good ass dream.
At that point you'll need a cow bell too.
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
At that point you'll need a cow bell too.
God, yes PLEASE.
a stuffed animal is holding a football in its mouth .
ALT: a stuffed animal is holding a football in its mouth .
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November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
God, yes PLEASE.
I'll get a couple buckets and a stool then. 🤤
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'll get a couple buckets and a stool then. 🤤
I'd definitely keep a hold of them while they're growing to your knees. 🤤🥵
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'd definitely keep a hold of them while they're growing to your knees. 🤤🥵
Dayum! You gotta lot of heft with those. Need a helping hand? Or mouth?
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Dayum! You gotta lot of heft with those. Need a helping hand? Or mouth?
Amazing as ever Tidy. Keep up your great work!
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Amazing as ever Tidy. Keep up your great work!
Another great piece of work Tidy!
October 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Another great piece of work Tidy!
Run TOWARDS her, right? Got it.
October 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Run TOWARDS her, right? Got it.
I'd cook her breakfast every morning.
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I'd cook her breakfast every morning.