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You vs. the girl she told you not to worry about
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
You vs. the girl she told you not to worry about
There is a SNL Harry Potter skit where the adult cast members are perving out over a then underaged (17yo) Lindsay Lohan who was playing Hermione. The "joke" was that Hermione's breasts had gotten bigger over the summer (because she's a teenage girl). This was in 2004!
![From IMDb:
"Lindsay Lohan/Usher
Episode aired May 1, 2004
TV-14
This still is from SNL. Summer is over and the students of Hogwarts are returning. Naive Hermione has undergone a "Growth Spurt" and is now well endowed. She doesn't notice any difference. Male students and teachers can't help but notice."
[I remove Lohan from the still. She is flanked by Chris Parnel and Jimmy Fallon, who are playing Weasley Twins]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:st7kclww2bjw5rhemrdren4y/bafkreide3vltpbkomys7dllwqgalwobi3osczezyunclcuwysan7qxg3s4@jpeg)
January 31, 2026 at 11:23 PM
There is a SNL Harry Potter skit where the adult cast members are perving out over a then underaged (17yo) Lindsay Lohan who was playing Hermione. The "joke" was that Hermione's breasts had gotten bigger over the summer (because she's a teenage girl). This was in 2004!
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
![Rex 84B, short for Readiness Exercise 1984 Bravo, was a classified scenario and drill developed by the United States federal government to detain large numbers of United States residents deemed to be "national security threats" in the event that the president declared a National Emergency. The scenario envisioned state defense forces rounding up to 500,000 undocumented Central American residents and 4,000 American citizens whom the US Attorney General had designated as "national security threats" as part of the secret Continuity of Government program. These people would be detained at 22 military bases in prison camps run by the Federal Emergency Management Agency.[1]
The plan was first discovered by the Christic Institute in 1984 and first revealed in detail in a major daily newspaper by reporter Alfonso Chardy in the July 5, 1987 edition of the Miami Herald. The possible reasons for such a roundup were reported to be widespread opposition to a U.S. military invasion abroad, such as if the United States were to directly invade Central America.[2][3][4] To combat what the government perceived as "subversive activities", the plan also authorized the military to direct the movement of civilian populations at state and regional levels, according to Professor Diana Reynolds.[5]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:st7kclww2bjw5rhemrdren4y/bafkreiffgvkewm2flalthn5glklfqkmswbm2kguan5hvca6s3hmh2f4sya@jpeg)
January 30, 2026 at 8:21 PM
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Quietly rolled it back and then banned anybody on r/brigador who brought it up because one of the three moderators is gauss's brother and the one other lead developer.
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Quietly rolled it back and then banned anybody on r/brigador who brought it up because one of the three moderators is gauss's brother and the one other lead developer.
Big night for AEW fans who love monetary policy and redacted files
January 29, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Big night for AEW fans who love monetary policy and redacted files
Be prepared for anything.
January 28, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Be prepared for anything.
What's that? That's the sound of the Imperial Boomerang coming back at you at a thousand feet a second.
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
What's that? That's the sound of the Imperial Boomerang coming back at you at a thousand feet a second.
Life expectancy in Thailand and the United States is about the same except one spends 5% of its GDP on healthcare and the other 17%. Racists love to imagine every part of Asia they're mad at like it's 1930s China.
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Life expectancy in Thailand and the United States is about the same except one spends 5% of its GDP on healthcare and the other 17%. Racists love to imagine every part of Asia they're mad at like it's 1930s China.
Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have recreated Twitter, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
January 26, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have recreated Twitter, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
This is, kid you not, 80% of the plot of The Day After Ragnarok.
January 26, 2026 at 8:14 PM
This is, kid you not, 80% of the plot of The Day After Ragnarok.
Here is a compilation of Trump being famously anti-shooting-people
January 26, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Here is a compilation of Trump being famously anti-shooting-people
Fuck it, Unionposting
January 26, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Fuck it, Unionposting
NEURONS REWIRED.
January 26, 2026 at 6:41 AM
NEURONS REWIRED.
More and more people are saying this.
January 26, 2026 at 1:30 AM
More and more people are saying this.
9-1-1 is a great show because they over the course of several seasons, this character has achieved a kill count rivaling the average Criminal Minds villain of the week.
January 25, 2026 at 11:04 PM
9-1-1 is a great show because they over the course of several seasons, this character has achieved a kill count rivaling the average Criminal Minds villain of the week.
Warhammer 40,000: Hard Times
January 24, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Warhammer 40,000: Hard Times
Reading something, see this, smile. Hello, old friend.
January 24, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Reading something, see this, smile. Hello, old friend.
I will never take this measurement system seriously.
January 24, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I will never take this measurement system seriously.