compryanshaffer.bsky.social
@compryanshaffer.bsky.social
Christian mystic. Bi, formerly demiflux 🏳️⚧️ (he/his); physically disabled, autistic/ADHD/OCD, schizophrenic. Singer/songwriter. Fan of artistic horror + returning Twitch streamer: twitch.tv/reguluspastor
My apartment complex had a hot chocolate bar event today, and look how this peppermint spoon morphed into a candy cane in my cup!
December 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My apartment complex had a hot chocolate bar event today, and look how this peppermint spoon morphed into a candy cane in my cup!
Be honest. Tell me how you would read this out loud.
September 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Be honest. Tell me how you would read this out loud.
yo, Joy Division just released a new single
August 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
yo, Joy Division just released a new single
I'm so proud 🥹
August 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I'm so proud 🥹
I'm on Day 2 of the cast, and I'm already considering how I could use it like a Cambodian mai sok at close range.
June 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I'm on Day 2 of the cast, and I'm already considering how I could use it like a Cambodian mai sok at close range.
I don't know why, but this possessed-Sheryl-Crow mannequin is disturbing me.
June 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I don't know why, but this possessed-Sheryl-Crow mannequin is disturbing me.
Why would I do this to myself
June 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Why would I do this to myself
Okay, somehow this tickled me as well (also LEVEL 300—I've apparently needed the busywork!)
May 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Okay, somehow this tickled me as well (also LEVEL 300—I've apparently needed the busywork!)
Pictured: Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., after putting himself and his grandchildren in parasite territory
May 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Pictured: Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., after putting himself and his grandchildren in parasite territory
I really didn't think I'd have further additions to this list
May 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I really didn't think I'd have further additions to this list
It gets better
April 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It gets better
Now a scone the Cornish way! (Previous one was Devon-style.)
April 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Now a scone the Cornish way! (Previous one was Devon-style.)
Over the course of yesterday + this morning, I made my first clotted cream! (Thanks to @tastinghistory.bsky.social for the ol' how-to on the ol' YouTube.)
I'm disabled, and I can't count on getting myself together to make home-cooked meals, usually; but this was a nice, fairly simple project.
I'm disabled, and I can't count on getting myself together to make home-cooked meals, usually; but this was a nice, fairly simple project.
April 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Over the course of yesterday + this morning, I made my first clotted cream! (Thanks to @tastinghistory.bsky.social for the ol' how-to on the ol' YouTube.)
I'm disabled, and I can't count on getting myself together to make home-cooked meals, usually; but this was a nice, fairly simple project.
I'm disabled, and I can't count on getting myself together to make home-cooked meals, usually; but this was a nice, fairly simple project.
Looks like Bruce Le of ‘Fists of Fury’ fame has a son:
February 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Looks like Bruce Le of ‘Fists of Fury’ fame has a son:
Today's been my 30th birthday! Celebration's mostly deferred for another date, but at least I'm enjoying my all-around-the-world snack subscription from Xmas + abt to get Popeyes!
January 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Today's been my 30th birthday! Celebration's mostly deferred for another date, but at least I'm enjoying my all-around-the-world snack subscription from Xmas + abt to get Popeyes!