Complisult
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Just trying to keep things working
My favorite part about listening to music from the 90s and 2000s is the technology references. Ludacris is so proud of having "PlayStation 2 up in the ride" aged so great.
December 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My favorite part about listening to music from the 90s and 2000s is the technology references. Ludacris is so proud of having "PlayStation 2 up in the ride" aged so great.
"Their must have been some magic in that old top hat they found" was the only backstory they needed to launch Frosty. No sinister scientist or wizard. Just "some magic" and everyone accepted that.
December 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"Their must have been some magic in that old top hat they found" was the only backstory they needed to launch Frosty. No sinister scientist or wizard. Just "some magic" and everyone accepted that.
Sabrina Carpenter's "Tears" is the first song since Alanis Morissette's "Head over feet" that should clue men in on just how low women have set the bar.
December 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Sabrina Carpenter's "Tears" is the first song since Alanis Morissette's "Head over feet" that should clue men in on just how low women have set the bar.
Sometimes I feel like a Christmas bonus is like the Alanis Morset song "Head over feat". We've been treated so poorly for so long that the base level of kindness seems extraordinary.
"You ask how my day went"
"You ask how my day went"
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Sometimes I feel like a Christmas bonus is like the Alanis Morset song "Head over feat". We've been treated so poorly for so long that the base level of kindness seems extraordinary.
"You ask how my day went"
"You ask how my day went"
Time to shop around.
October 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Time to shop around.
I disagree. It should be left as a constant reminder of what happens when we elect people like him. Let it serve as a warning to future generations.
I’m disgusted by the photos of Ttump’s demolition at the East Wing, but I’m even more sickened by the renderings of his mar-a-lago ballroom dwarfing our White House. Once we’re rid of this despicable man, that ballroom must also be removed.
October 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I disagree. It should be left as a constant reminder of what happens when we elect people like him. Let it serve as a warning to future generations.
Knowing how quickly Trump turns on people, and how they haven't found a shooter, and how difficult the shit was, and how confident Trump was, I'm going to say Trump had Kirk killed.
September 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Knowing how quickly Trump turns on people, and how they haven't found a shooter, and how difficult the shit was, and how confident Trump was, I'm going to say Trump had Kirk killed.
Camping and astrophotography. Not a bad way to spend a clear night
August 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Camping and astrophotography. Not a bad way to spend a clear night
In the self check out of a Walmart in rural Wisconsin. Getting my ID checked for my beverages and the kid says "oh, you're from Illinois. I feel sorry for you, your governor sucks."
Bruh, you're the one working at Walmart, and I think JB is doing a good job.
Bruh, you're the one working at Walmart, and I think JB is doing a good job.
August 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
In the self check out of a Walmart in rural Wisconsin. Getting my ID checked for my beverages and the kid says "oh, you're from Illinois. I feel sorry for you, your governor sucks."
Bruh, you're the one working at Walmart, and I think JB is doing a good job.
Bruh, you're the one working at Walmart, and I think JB is doing a good job.
Take any quote from the right and replace any of the slurs used with a slur for the opposite site.
You see how crazy you sound now?
You see how crazy you sound now?
August 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Take any quote from the right and replace any of the slurs used with a slur for the opposite site.
You see how crazy you sound now?
You see how crazy you sound now?
"Can you put me in touch with your expert?"
You're full of shit and you don't know what you're talking about.
You're full of shit and you don't know what you're talking about.
August 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"Can you put me in touch with your expert?"
You're full of shit and you don't know what you're talking about.
You're full of shit and you don't know what you're talking about.
I think we can all agree that the worst thing the boy does in Avril Levine's "Complicated" is that he comes over unannounced.
July 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I think we can all agree that the worst thing the boy does in Avril Levine's "Complicated" is that he comes over unannounced.
Remember learning about colonial Boston throwing tea into the harbor because of a greedy tax they had no say in, and we started drinking coffee?
Now coffee prices keep going up because of a greedy tax we have no say in.
Now coffee prices keep going up because of a greedy tax we have no say in.
July 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Remember learning about colonial Boston throwing tea into the harbor because of a greedy tax they had no say in, and we started drinking coffee?
Now coffee prices keep going up because of a greedy tax we have no say in.
Now coffee prices keep going up because of a greedy tax we have no say in.
ICE arresting an immigrant at an immigration court hearing is like making fun of an obese person at the gym. Why are you punishing them for trying to do things right?
July 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
ICE arresting an immigrant at an immigration court hearing is like making fun of an obese person at the gym. Why are you punishing them for trying to do things right?
So I might be reading this wrong, but it seems like the BBB is full of time bombs. Is that normal?
July 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
So I might be reading this wrong, but it seems like the BBB is full of time bombs. Is that normal?
So you can get $1,000 in meme coin and a cheeseburger to be a seat fillers. I say we all sign up and don't go.
June 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
So you can get $1,000 in meme coin and a cheeseburger to be a seat fillers. I say we all sign up and don't go.
Added this to my range bag.
April 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Added this to my range bag.
I can't believe the good people of El Salvador won't return the guy.
April 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I can't believe the good people of El Salvador won't return the guy.
I asked Chat GPT to write a parody of "Scotty Doesn't Know" about Donald Trump. The results were amazing.
March 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I asked Chat GPT to write a parody of "Scotty Doesn't Know" about Donald Trump. The results were amazing.
How I feel reading new everyday.
March 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
How I feel reading new everyday.
Wired hitting pretty hard and talking facts.
youtu.be/vK6fALsenmw?...
youtu.be/vK6fALsenmw?...
History Professor Answers Dictator Questions | Tech Support | WIRED
YouTube video by WIRED
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March 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Wired hitting pretty hard and talking facts.
youtu.be/vK6fALsenmw?...
youtu.be/vK6fALsenmw?...
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov please vote no on the proposed budgets. Don't be part of the problem.
March 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov please vote no on the proposed budgets. Don't be part of the problem.
Whenever he speaks, this is what I think.
March 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Whenever he speaks, this is what I think.