Kate Humber
@complik8.bsky.social
Your neighbor with too many dogs, reluctant digitalist, aspirational green witch, backseat driver, crafty, funnier IRL.
I think we all know by now that, "Do you want to watch Lord of the Rings?" means, "Do you want to listen to me narrate all the dialog and sound effects of Lord of the Rings for the next 3 to 11.5 hrs?" I don't see why this would be surprising. #lotr
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I think we all know by now that, "Do you want to watch Lord of the Rings?" means, "Do you want to listen to me narrate all the dialog and sound effects of Lord of the Rings for the next 3 to 11.5 hrs?" I don't see why this would be surprising. #lotr
Can't wait till they ask alumni for money again... www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/u...
Cornell Reaches Deal with Trump Administration to Restore Research Funds
www.nytimes.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Can't wait till they ask alumni for money again... www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/u...
"Kate, what did you accomplish on your work trip?"
(looks happily at all the new birds in Life List) "Uh..."
merlinbirds.org/species/grcg...
#birds #cornellbirds #ornithology @birdsoftheworld.bsky.social @cornellbirds.bsky.social
(looks happily at all the new birds in Life List) "Uh..."
merlinbirds.org/species/grcg...
#birds #cornellbirds #ornithology @birdsoftheworld.bsky.social @cornellbirds.bsky.social
Check out this bird - Great Crested Grebe
Merlin Bird ID is a free app that helps you find more birds.
merlinbirds.org
October 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"Kate, what did you accomplish on your work trip?"
(looks happily at all the new birds in Life List) "Uh..."
merlinbirds.org/species/grcg...
#birds #cornellbirds #ornithology @birdsoftheworld.bsky.social @cornellbirds.bsky.social
(looks happily at all the new birds in Life List) "Uh..."
merlinbirds.org/species/grcg...
#birds #cornellbirds #ornithology @birdsoftheworld.bsky.social @cornellbirds.bsky.social
I know a few people who could only aspire to match this rooster's dedication to his job.
It's 4am on a Saturday, you little barn yard punk. 😑
It's 4am on a Saturday, you little barn yard punk. 😑
September 20, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I know a few people who could only aspire to match this rooster's dedication to his job.
It's 4am on a Saturday, you little barn yard punk. 😑
It's 4am on a Saturday, you little barn yard punk. 😑
If we rescind #BirthrightCitizenship, what makes ANY of us - except the legally naturalized foreign-born citizens - US citizens? (Real question.)
July 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
If we rescind #BirthrightCitizenship, what makes ANY of us - except the legally naturalized foreign-born citizens - US citizens? (Real question.)
Any good #PrimeDay deals on those red dresses and white bonnets we're all gonna need pretty soon?
#fbi #republicans #democrats
#fbi #republicans #democrats
July 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Any good #PrimeDay deals on those red dresses and white bonnets we're all gonna need pretty soon?
#fbi #republicans #democrats
#fbi #republicans #democrats
"Sometimes you're just a sexy raccoon, and you've got to deal with it." Thanks, @danbarber82.bsky.social
July 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Sometimes you're just a sexy raccoon, and you've got to deal with it." Thanks, @danbarber82.bsky.social
FWIW, if I were going to start a 2nd Civil War, 9pm on the Saturday after the 4th of July would be an ideal time for a head start. Therefore, my momentary panic seems completely justified. #fireworksorthefalloftherepublic...
July 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
FWIW, if I were going to start a 2nd Civil War, 9pm on the Saturday after the 4th of July would be an ideal time for a head start. Therefore, my momentary panic seems completely justified. #fireworksorthefalloftherepublic...
Dangerous petulant children. Petulant children with a loaded weapon to the head of the family dog.
I'm bad at analogies. You know what I mean.
I'm bad at analogies. You know what I mean.
First, the "Big Beautiful Bill" and now this. We are dealing with petulant children.
July 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Dangerous petulant children. Petulant children with a loaded weapon to the head of the family dog.
I'm bad at analogies. You know what I mean.
I'm bad at analogies. You know what I mean.
What the actual fuck is happening
If you support what this administration is doing, you’re not “pro life”, you don’t “support the troops”, you’re not a “patriot” and you’re definitely not a “Christian”.
You’re a fascist ghoul in a cult that worships a conman who thinks you’re an idiot.
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
You’re a fascist ghoul in a cult that worships a conman who thinks you’re an idiot.
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
ICE detains Marine Corps veteran's wife who was still breastfeeding their baby
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers detained the wife of a Marine Corps veteran in Louisiana during a routine immigration appointment in New Orleans
abcnews.go.com
July 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What the actual fuck is happening
Getting a rooster should be a community decision.
June 6, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Getting a rooster should be a community decision.
No one who knew me in my 20s would believe I get up at 6am to ID birdsongs. #birds #merlin #ebird #cornellbirds
Found my Bird of the Day! - Chipping Sparrow
Merlin Bird ID is a free app that helps you find more birds.
merlinbirds.org
May 18, 2025 at 10:35 AM
No one who knew me in my 20s would believe I get up at 6am to ID birdsongs. #birds #merlin #ebird #cornellbirds
I could not love this pillow cover more.
May 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I could not love this pillow cover more.
RIP Article I Section 9 Clause 8
Either it's inconsequential because it's not enforced OR CONGRESS APPROVES. Those are the only ways this is allowed.
I wonder what inconsequential trinkets the Quataris will want in return.
@warren.senate.gov @edmarkey.bsky.social @trahan.house.gov
#emolumentsclause
Either it's inconsequential because it's not enforced OR CONGRESS APPROVES. Those are the only ways this is allowed.
I wonder what inconsequential trinkets the Quataris will want in return.
@warren.senate.gov @edmarkey.bsky.social @trahan.house.gov
#emolumentsclause
Trump Administration Live Updates: Trump Is Said to Be Getting Qatari 747 for Air Force One, and Post-Presidency Travel
www.nytimes.com
May 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
RIP Article I Section 9 Clause 8
Either it's inconsequential because it's not enforced OR CONGRESS APPROVES. Those are the only ways this is allowed.
I wonder what inconsequential trinkets the Quataris will want in return.
@warren.senate.gov @edmarkey.bsky.social @trahan.house.gov
#emolumentsclause
Either it's inconsequential because it's not enforced OR CONGRESS APPROVES. Those are the only ways this is allowed.
I wonder what inconsequential trinkets the Quataris will want in return.
@warren.senate.gov @edmarkey.bsky.social @trahan.house.gov
#emolumentsclause
Suicide is the second leading cause of death among LGBTQ youth.
It's indefensible that RFK Jr. is reportedly planning to remove LGBTQ-specific youth counseling from the national 988 suicide hotline.
It's indefensible that RFK Jr. is reportedly planning to remove LGBTQ-specific youth counseling from the national 988 suicide hotline.
April 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
March 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Coco is available for adoption through Echo Dogs White Shepherd Rescue (east of the Mississippi). Apply at echodogs.org and/or please share! She's a very smart girl who's come a long way in the last few months and deserves a loving forever home. #echodogsadopt #echodogcoco2024
March 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Coco is available for adoption through Echo Dogs White Shepherd Rescue (east of the Mississippi). Apply at echodogs.org and/or please share! She's a very smart girl who's come a long way in the last few months and deserves a loving forever home. #echodogsadopt #echodogcoco2024
Reposted by Kate Humber
🚨 We need you to call your Democratic senator ASAP if their name is on this list.
Tell your senator you will have their back if they do the right thing and vote NO on the extreme MAGA spending bill that would give Trump more power to dismantle the federal government: indivisible.org/resource/cal...
Tell your senator you will have their back if they do the right thing and vote NO on the extreme MAGA spending bill that would give Trump more power to dismantle the federal government: indivisible.org/resource/cal...
March 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
🚨 We need you to call your Democratic senator ASAP if their name is on this list.
Tell your senator you will have their back if they do the right thing and vote NO on the extreme MAGA spending bill that would give Trump more power to dismantle the federal government: indivisible.org/resource/cal...
Tell your senator you will have their back if they do the right thing and vote NO on the extreme MAGA spending bill that would give Trump more power to dismantle the federal government: indivisible.org/resource/cal...
Reposted by Kate Humber
The cover-up…
USAID officials were ordered to destroy classified documents, raising concerns about compliance with federal law. An internal email sent to remaining bureau leaders at the agency’s Washington headquarters provided guidance on “clearing our classified safes and personnel documents.”
USAID officials were ordered to destroy classified documents, raising concerns about compliance with federal law. An internal email sent to remaining bureau leaders at the agency’s Washington headquarters provided guidance on “clearing our classified safes and personnel documents.”
March 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The cover-up…
USAID officials were ordered to destroy classified documents, raising concerns about compliance with federal law. An internal email sent to remaining bureau leaders at the agency’s Washington headquarters provided guidance on “clearing our classified safes and personnel documents.”
USAID officials were ordered to destroy classified documents, raising concerns about compliance with federal law. An internal email sent to remaining bureau leaders at the agency’s Washington headquarters provided guidance on “clearing our classified safes and personnel documents.”
You know, because people go to MIT to be air traffic controllers (not actual rocket scientists).
March 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
You know, because people go to MIT to be air traffic controllers (not actual rocket scientists).
When you finally plan a vacation and figure lack of air traffic control is the biggest risk, then the SCORPIONS show up.🦂
Woman stung by scorpion while getting luggage at Boston's Logan Airport
It’s not clear what kind of scorpion stung the woman or what condition she was in.
www.nbcnews.com
March 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
When you finally plan a vacation and figure lack of air traffic control is the biggest risk, then the SCORPIONS show up.🦂
I'm rooting for Doug tonight.
#designatedsurvivor
#designatedsurvivor
March 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I'm rooting for Doug tonight.
#designatedsurvivor
#designatedsurvivor
The #SotU (or whatever reality show this officially is) is just me saying "oh for fuck's sake" at different volumes for an hour.
God, I hope it's only an hour.
God, I hope it's only an hour.
March 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The #SotU (or whatever reality show this officially is) is just me saying "oh for fuck's sake" at different volumes for an hour.
God, I hope it's only an hour.
God, I hope it's only an hour.