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complicatedmonkey.bsky.social
@complicatedmonkey.bsky.social
Carbon based, mostly harmless.
Bill Maher-a-Lago.
Begone.
April 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I'll believe a corporation is a person when Texas executes one.
April 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
April 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Call him Mr. Kegbreath.
March 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Blue Sky - the Internet's 59th best kept secret.
March 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
March 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"Tariffs are what plants crave "
March 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"I have not NOT had sexual relations with this couch."
March 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
That's a fact.
February 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Wasn't there a Revolutionary War about this? I swear, I read about it a couple of times. And the USA haven't shut up about it for a loooong time...
Must be the DMT.
February 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Like cocaine at a party for Freddie Mercury. Tasteful.
February 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
That's putting it mildly.
February 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
King Crimson - Red.
February 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
February 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
February 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Prefer "DONE".
February 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM