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gay people accidentally reinventing monogamy from first principles
it is a really, really, really underrated form of submissive rush when you deny sex with people because of your devotion to your dominant
To have an owner hold the keys to your chastity is not (only) a punishment, it is a privilege. It is protection.
Not only are you safe from your own desires, but also that of other, lesser, would-be dommes. Your sex is hers and hers alone.
Assurance that none will hurt you like she will.
Not only are you safe from your own desires, but also that of other, lesser, would-be dommes. Your sex is hers and hers alone.
Assurance that none will hurt you like she will.
January 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
gay people accidentally reinventing monogamy from first principles
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the amazing life of a niche microblogger
the amazing life of a niche microblogger
January 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
>one like
the amazing life of a niche microblogger
the amazing life of a niche microblogger
thought of a bad joke and then réalised that it was something that jaynesians actually believe
January 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
thought of a bad joke and then réalised that it was something that jaynesians actually believe
maoist standard jamaican patois
January 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
maoist standard jamaican patois
doing good works out of spite
January 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
doing good works out of spite
everyone complains about taxi drivers and their nutjob beliefs, but none complain of the bartender and their crackpot theories
to remedy this, i,—
to remedy this, i,—
January 4, 2026 at 12:31 PM
everyone complains about taxi drivers and their nutjob beliefs, but none complain of the bartender and their crackpot theories
to remedy this, i,—
to remedy this, i,—
killed some people at work today
January 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
killed some people at work today
i have a bunch of language keyboards on my phone, so sometimes ordinary english sentences get autocorrected to tongues unknown
January 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
i have a bunch of language keyboards on my phone, so sometimes ordinary english sentences get autocorrected to tongues unknown
if you watch me livestreaming myself building my new ikea bed, then, exactly as the clock strikes midnight ill be [REDACTED]
December 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
if you watch me livestreaming myself building my new ikea bed, then, exactly as the clock strikes midnight ill be [REDACTED]
it's bad how often i now instinctually say "i have a book for you" now
December 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
it's bad how often i now instinctually say "i have a book for you" now
sometimes people tell jokes to me and i have to take them seriously and it sucks
December 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
sometimes people tell jokes to me and i have to take them seriously and it sucks
sister finally left my apartment so i was able to spent the next few minutes screeching at my walls while crying to recover
December 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
sister finally left my apartment so i was able to spent the next few minutes screeching at my walls while crying to recover
i wasn't expecting the follow up to WARHOUND's exploration of death, fascism, and emotional and sexual abuse to have a chapter where the lead character gets her hair washed and then has to navigate a slalom-agility course
SHOWHOUND Ch. 2 [Public]
Really excited for everyone to meet the cast of, uh, colourful characters that make up the Imperial ruling class. They're quite something, and they can't wait to meet their hero in the flesh
Happy holidays, Sartha
:)
archiveofourown.org/works/749067...
Really excited for everyone to meet the cast of, uh, colourful characters that make up the Imperial ruling class. They're quite something, and they can't wait to meet their hero in the flesh
Happy holidays, Sartha
:)
archiveofourown.org/works/749067...
December 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i wasn't expecting the follow up to WARHOUND's exploration of death, fascism, and emotional and sexual abuse to have a chapter where the lead character gets her hair washed and then has to navigate a slalom-agility course
my mother got me the gift of a ship's decanter, so ill be channelling november kelly in the new year
December 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
my mother got me the gift of a ship's decanter, so ill be channelling november kelly in the new year
made mashed potatos by folding them with a spatula (instead of mashing them) after some advice from an italian chef and they were so good
December 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
made mashed potatos by folding them with a spatula (instead of mashing them) after some advice from an italian chef and they were so good
it truly sucks that japanese has the cultural baggage that it does, because it really is a sweet language
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
it truly sucks that japanese has the cultural baggage that it does, because it really is a sweet language
i told a customer that we were out of limes and she told me she brought her own
when i asked if she was anne hathaway's AD interviewer she didn't laugh
when i asked if she was anne hathaway's AD interviewer she didn't laugh
December 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i told a customer that we were out of limes and she told me she brought her own
when i asked if she was anne hathaway's AD interviewer she didn't laugh
when i asked if she was anne hathaway's AD interviewer she didn't laugh
i got served a vid about the excel world championship and im a bit disappointed to hear that they can bring lambdas from home with them
feels like they should have to live code to me
feels like they should have to live code to me
December 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i got served a vid about the excel world championship and im a bit disappointed to hear that they can bring lambdas from home with them
feels like they should have to live code to me
feels like they should have to live code to me
couple at work were asking me about shots, and sambucca specifically
said i didn't like it and they asked if i didn't like liquorice and i got to pull the funniest thing out of my back pocket
said i didn't like it and they asked if i didn't like liquorice and i got to pull the funniest thing out of my back pocket
December 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
couple at work were asking me about shots, and sambucca specifically
said i didn't like it and they asked if i didn't like liquorice and i got to pull the funniest thing out of my back pocket
said i didn't like it and they asked if i didn't like liquorice and i got to pull the funniest thing out of my back pocket
sometimes i get recommendations for tweets with no likes or replies by people with no overlapping follow-s/-ers and it's always immaculate
December 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
sometimes i get recommendations for tweets with no likes or replies by people with no overlapping follow-s/-ers and it's always immaculate
just home and mentally prepping myself for the fact im back in work in 10 hours
December 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
just home and mentally prepping myself for the fact im back in work in 10 hours
just walked past a drunk woman on the phone saying she has to go back to "my two beautiful wives at home'
truly a blessed city we live in
truly a blessed city we live in
December 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
just walked past a drunk woman on the phone saying she has to go back to "my two beautiful wives at home'
truly a blessed city we live in
truly a blessed city we live in
reading cosmere and it's wild how "fine" most of the books are, imo a lot of the reputation of the first half of them is carried by how good mistborn#1/#3/elantris are
if id not read stormlight#1 as my first cosmere book, idk if id read the rest; way of kings is truly a step above the prev books
if id not read stormlight#1 as my first cosmere book, idk if id read the rest; way of kings is truly a step above the prev books
December 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
reading cosmere and it's wild how "fine" most of the books are, imo a lot of the reputation of the first half of them is carried by how good mistborn#1/#3/elantris are
if id not read stormlight#1 as my first cosmere book, idk if id read the rest; way of kings is truly a step above the prev books
if id not read stormlight#1 as my first cosmere book, idk if id read the rest; way of kings is truly a step above the prev books
i keep walking in front of the mirror and saying "damn"
December 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i keep walking in front of the mirror and saying "damn"
the worst part about going back to working in a restaurant is that i found myself doing the restaurant claw grip to clean my table of plates today
December 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
the worst part about going back to working in a restaurant is that i found myself doing the restaurant claw grip to clean my table of plates today