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You forgot the very important detail that the guy peed himself a little bit when he did it. Not, like, a lot. But enough.
A really tacticool CBP agent, wearing a plate carrier with a bunch of stuff on it, a military surplus helmet, black t shirt and dockers. He's brandishing a grenade launcher. He's clearly peed himself a bit. A woman in a blue dinosaur suit walks behind him.
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Darkseid grabbing Superman's cape as he walks by, as if to say "I'm not done with you yet"
October 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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dark souls death screen that says "HOAGIED"
August 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Criminal to post this without recognizing the efforts of the reference dog, Scribble
Scientific paper with a picture of a cute dog named Scribble, head cocked sideways in confusion. Text reads "recently-calibrated reference dog, Scribble, depicted in Figure 6, and having him bark three times, thus simultaneously factorising both 15 and 21. This process wasn’t as simple as it first appeared because Scribble is very well behaved and almost never barks. Having him perform the quantum factorisation required having his owner play with him with a ball in order to encourage him to bark. It was a special performance just for this publication, because he understands the importance of evidence-based science." Caption reads "Figure 6: Scribble preparing to replicate a quantum factorisation"
August 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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I think my favorite is one from Paul Preston, who decided to hive off Contra Costa county from the rest of the Bay Area in addition to cutting off LA county from the rest of LA.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Partiti...
an extremely dumb proposal for splitting california from Paul Preston, quoting wikipedia: "His proposed New California would have included the rural counties that make up most of the state's area, leaving the more heavily populated areas around San Francisco, Sacramento, and Los Angeles. New California would also include the urban areas of Contra Costa County, Orange County, and San Diego County, bringing the population to around 20 million."
July 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Do it Dan, it's worth it
A guitar case with (conservatively) a shitload of stickers on it hung on a wall
June 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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@edsbs.bsky.social Wanted to put the right Cal Poly on the board with some fun facts go mustangs
Donation page for New American Pathways, for a total of $90 College listed is Cal Poly San Luis Obispo Dedication is $10 for every Concrete Canoe National Championship (7) $10 for every John Madden graduated (1) $10 for every Weird Al graduated (1) there could be more john maddens or wierd als that have graduated, I didn't actually check, go mustangs
April 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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The cover of Kyuss' "Welcome to Sky Valley". Shows an empty southern California desert road at sunset, casting everything in an eeriee purple-ish light. Foreground has an illuminated road sign reading "Welcome to Sky Valley"
December 11, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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Need the server equivalent of this
A yellow and black spray can of "Start Ya Bastard Instant Engine Starter"
December 10, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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Wallace Shawn as grand nagus zek from star trek deep space 9
November 17, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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Tweet saying "KD joined a Twitter space named 'Kevin Durant is not top 5' and is currently arguing with this guy." Screenshot of a Twitter space as proof, and the guy in question is a big guy chilling on his couch
May 26, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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And every switch should be a big ass Frankenstein knife switch. Start your day with a nice hearty KA-thunk switching on your lights
A big ass Frankenstein knife switch. The kind of old Victorian switch that make a hearty KA-thunk when you throw it. Made of a bunch of bronze with a big handle, the kind of thing you cackle maniacally while you switch it.
May 6, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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Screencap from Futurama. Shows a TV screen playing an advert for new Bachelor Chow, now with flavor! Advert has a dog bowl filled with some kind of brown slop and a hand taking a spoonful of it.
March 29, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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Variations on the theme of "Batman and Catwoman in 3 Cheers for Sweet Revenge"
February 15, 2024 at 7:14 AM
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Grandpa Simpson sitting around a bunch of kids under a tree, with the caption "ahey everybody, and old man is talking"
February 7, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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Guy chilling in a chair with a sign that says "shitty advice $1"
November 5, 2023 at 7:10 PM
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Editing the WSJ like
Strong bad "edits" an email with whiteout asking about homestar's pants, from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW14YWw3h1E
October 18, 2023 at 10:32 PM
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Gendo Ikari doing the Pose
September 9, 2023 at 6:43 AM
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She's stealing Ed Zitron's bit
An extremely zoomed in picture of writer Ed Zitron smiling like the dang Joker. Text reads"Your notes have been cursed by the Smiling Man! Repent!"
August 26, 2023 at 7:05 AM