Commujism
@commujism.bsky.social
The year is After Colony 195 | Go Birds, forever.
Got a 2 for 1 from Bug. And this definitely satisfies the “no villains” criteria since they’re both just batshit.
June 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Got a 2 for 1 from Bug. And this definitely satisfies the “no villains” criteria since they’re both just batshit.
Went back to my home state recently and had to visit Joe Biden’s default respawn location.
May 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Went back to my home state recently and had to visit Joe Biden’s default respawn location.
Seeing Whirr again is easily one of the highlights of my year. Hoping to catch them one more time in ATL but who knows.
May 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Seeing Whirr again is easily one of the highlights of my year. Hoping to catch them one more time in ATL but who knows.
Alright look I’m just gonna go dig Chuck Schumer sized hole in the desert and let y’all figure it out
March 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Alright look I’m just gonna go dig Chuck Schumer sized hole in the desert and let y’all figure it out
Actually didn’t know this was real. Lindsey Graham looked a lot better in 2011.
February 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Actually didn’t know this was real. Lindsey Graham looked a lot better in 2011.
From Nashville: GO BIRDS DICKHEAD
February 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
From Nashville: GO BIRDS DICKHEAD
I swear I’m gonna start:
February 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I swear I’m gonna start:
Kanye’s wife just gets the boot for being fully nude at the Grammys, but when I open my trenchcoat at Hattie B’s someone calls the cops.
(I’ve got 40lbs of Semtex and broken marbles strapped to my body using a heat treated steel harness, all rigged to a deadman switch)
(I’ve got 40lbs of Semtex and broken marbles strapped to my body using a heat treated steel harness, all rigged to a deadman switch)
February 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Kanye’s wife just gets the boot for being fully nude at the Grammys, but when I open my trenchcoat at Hattie B’s someone calls the cops.
(I’ve got 40lbs of Semtex and broken marbles strapped to my body using a heat treated steel harness, all rigged to a deadman switch)
(I’ve got 40lbs of Semtex and broken marbles strapped to my body using a heat treated steel harness, all rigged to a deadman switch)
Forever the best console
February 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Forever the best console
December 25, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Luigi definitely keeps serving for us in all the pics taking of him, but are we not gonna talk about the fact that whoever drove him in today was rocking the Deadpool and Saint Tyrone Biggums air fresheners?
December 23, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Luigi definitely keeps serving for us in all the pics taking of him, but are we not gonna talk about the fact that whoever drove him in today was rocking the Deadpool and Saint Tyrone Biggums air fresheners?
So shook they made Italians white.
Italiaphobia is over y’all!
Italiaphobia is over y’all!
December 23, 2024 at 3:31 AM
So shook they made Italians white.
Italiaphobia is over y’all!
Italiaphobia is over y’all!
I’m Doctor Pepperoni Pizza. Get out of my way or I will get you out of my way.
December 5, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I’m Doctor Pepperoni Pizza. Get out of my way or I will get you out of my way.
Switched to Apple Music halfway through the year but still put up numbers.
December 4, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Switched to Apple Music halfway through the year but still put up numbers.
She ain’t making it.
November 26, 2024 at 1:21 PM
She ain’t making it.
Age: Timeless
Height: Varies
Sign: I am the universe, ever consuming and expanding
Tattoos: Ancient runes
Piercings: 1
Past time: C̸͕̜̯̝̈ơ̴̝̦̗n̵͚͌ṫ̵̖̲̒e̸͈͓͗͐̋m̵̛̗̫͕̯̾̑̋p̴̡̫̻͇̍́̎͛l̶̞͓͓̫͛̑ả̶͖̦̘t̵͉̦̝̻͛̊̈͝ȉ̵̧̤̻͍̒̂n̴̢̪̙̓̒̍͠g̷͕̫͝ͅ
Fav food: granite
Fav color: chicken innards
Music: smooooooth jazz
Movies: ???
Job: Brandishing a knife at elementary school playgrounds
Pic of me:
Height: Varies
Sign: I am the universe, ever consuming and expanding
Tattoos: Ancient runes
Piercings: 1
Past time: C̸͕̜̯̝̈ơ̴̝̦̗n̵͚͌ṫ̵̖̲̒e̸͈͓͗͐̋m̵̛̗̫͕̯̾̑̋p̴̡̫̻͇̍́̎͛l̶̞͓͓̫͛̑ả̶͖̦̘t̵͉̦̝̻͛̊̈͝ȉ̵̧̤̻͍̒̂n̴̢̪̙̓̒̍͠g̷͕̫͝ͅ
Fav food: granite
Fav color: chicken innards
Music: smooooooth jazz
Movies: ???
Job: Brandishing a knife at elementary school playgrounds
Pic of me:
November 24, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Age: Timeless
Height: Varies
Sign: I am the universe, ever consuming and expanding
Tattoos: Ancient runes
Piercings: 1
Past time: C̸͕̜̯̝̈ơ̴̝̦̗n̵͚͌ṫ̵̖̲̒e̸͈͓͗͐̋m̵̛̗̫͕̯̾̑̋p̴̡̫̻͇̍́̎͛l̶̞͓͓̫͛̑ả̶͖̦̘t̵͉̦̝̻͛̊̈͝ȉ̵̧̤̻͍̒̂n̴̢̪̙̓̒̍͠g̷͕̫͝ͅ
Fav food: granite
Fav color: chicken innards
Music: smooooooth jazz
Movies: ???
Job: Brandishing a knife at elementary school playgrounds
Pic of me:
Height: Varies
Sign: I am the universe, ever consuming and expanding
Tattoos: Ancient runes
Piercings: 1
Past time: C̸͕̜̯̝̈ơ̴̝̦̗n̵͚͌ṫ̵̖̲̒e̸͈͓͗͐̋m̵̛̗̫͕̯̾̑̋p̴̡̫̻͇̍́̎͛l̶̞͓͓̫͛̑ả̶͖̦̘t̵͉̦̝̻͛̊̈͝ȉ̵̧̤̻͍̒̂n̴̢̪̙̓̒̍͠g̷͕̫͝ͅ
Fav food: granite
Fav color: chicken innards
Music: smooooooth jazz
Movies: ???
Job: Brandishing a knife at elementary school playgrounds
Pic of me:
Are you threatening me?
November 22, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Are you threatening me?
Finally examining the ramifications of the movie Charlie Wilson’s War.
S-tier performance by Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
F-tier performance by American war criminals.
S-tier performance by Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
F-tier performance by American war criminals.
November 20, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Finally examining the ramifications of the movie Charlie Wilson’s War.
S-tier performance by Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
F-tier performance by American war criminals.
S-tier performance by Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
F-tier performance by American war criminals.
A selfie, THIS INSTANT?!
November 18, 2024 at 2:27 PM
A selfie, THIS INSTANT?!
Very solid. Just snagged some fun finds too, including a 15 minute NRA “doc” on UK and Australia gun restrictions
November 18, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Very solid. Just snagged some fun finds too, including a 15 minute NRA “doc” on UK and Australia gun restrictions
She’s ready to watch her shows (weird cats moving around a lot which is actually just Ale & Tale Tavern)
November 17, 2024 at 7:22 PM
She’s ready to watch her shows (weird cats moving around a lot which is actually just Ale & Tale Tavern)
For a fleeting moment, we had hope.
November 13, 2024 at 4:58 AM
For a fleeting moment, we had hope.
It’s over for all of you. I know your secrets.
November 12, 2024 at 3:29 AM
It’s over for all of you. I know your secrets.
The prompt was “Fart Heart”
November 8, 2024 at 4:27 AM
The prompt was “Fart Heart”
Thank you my friend.
November 4, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Thank you my friend.